Potti Mouth Patty

Technically that’s where I posted this! 😂 I guess they’re connected???

To clarify, she’s one of us… but she’s old, has no filter, and limited knowledge of how social media works 😂 I apologize in advance.

Welp, shits about to get real weird cuz FB family and friends are deleting meta coming here I’m not making a second private account. Y’all about to meet my mom 👀

Told my coworkers my plans for Thursday are to make a whole batch of deviled eggs for myself and fart around the house all day. My manager’s response: “I love your little life.” ☺️

My biggest brag is that I’ve never shit my pants as an adult.

Toppers ranch almost ended that streak today, but I’ll never stop drowning my salad in it. Just need to plan better in the future.

Mine was the Garden Village Cafe. They shared space with a nursery and the back patio had little overgrown plant nooks. It’s been closed for over 20 years and I still miss it.

Got the idea to *literally* shit post from @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social I’m really excited for you to join my cat and I on this adventure.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

I hear we’re skeeting…