Shimbo

gendered marketing is so fucking funny man

we here at Old Spice present EAGLE FANG, a tough and manly body wash for MEN*

*actual scent: creamsicle

drawing of lave i scribbled over on my phone showing how i anchor the bone of the chin to the ear/jawbone, and the fat to the neck/behind the ear

super messy but my tip for drawing double chins. not an expert just my lil cartooning rule i keep in the back of my mind!! it helps me better place the actual bone of the chin so it feels like it makes sense on the body

put this in the bsky louvre lol

Weaknesses: - Unskippable cutscenes - Some chapters feel half-baked - Minor bugs - Excessive makeout scenes - Slow segments in gameplay

A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...

"... where, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then suprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I am still, two days later, studying."

It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game

Kind of related but I remember when I was a kid I asked my mom where streetlights came from and she responded "you'll have to ask God when you get to heaven." I'm looking back like oh she did NOT want to deal with answering that question I thought I was gonna have to die to learn about streetlights

I don’t think even the biggest hater of the KKK on this side of the Pacific has ever been this on the nose. Masterful stroke honestly.

Image ID: A screenshot of a farm plot in Robot Alchemic Drive. Nanao has been drawn onto the screenshot, facing three-quarters away from the camera with her hands behind her back and looking around curiously, recreating a shot from the BIRDBRAIN music video. End ID.

Image ID: A screenshot of Robot Alchemic Drive looking up at a sign reading "Burger Q". Nanao has been drawn onto the screenshot; only her head is visible from the low angle, looking up at the sign curiously, recreating a shot from the BIRDBRAIN music video. End ID.

Image ID: A screenshot of Senjo train station in Robot Alchemic Drive. Nanao has been drawn onto the screenshot, dancing by standing on one foot and holding her hands flat in front of her neck, tilting her head, recreating a shot from the BIRDBRAIN music video. End ID.

Image ID: A screenshot of a destroyed building in Robot Alchemic Drive. Nanao has been scribbled onto the screenshot, laying on the ground in fetal position and yelling "NO, THE BAKERY", recreating a shot from the BIRDBRAIN music video. End ID.

BREADBRAIN #robotalchemicdrive

6007 Basil the Bat Lord

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

an anime girl eating a burger caption: RT if you love Burgers, Or are you afraid? are you scared? everyone you know will know you like burgers

Whenever people talk about how teenagers "deserve" or "need" to be bullied you gotta remember that it's coming from people in their 20s who wish they had the balls to be the highschool bully. They're mad that they just kinda blended in.

The internet was a mistake

Printed illustration of an ambiguously-shaped animal that can be seen as either a duck or a rabbit depending on orientation and or worldview. Text next to the illustration reads 'Is this a drawing of a rabbit or a duck?'

FBI agent Fox Mulder holding up a Stand Arrow from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with Dana Scully looking on in the background

scully you're not gonna believe this

This is canon Metroid

"Check out my new controller, Fred!"

"Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"

gharial monk with bigass dish of warm fish dumplings

brother gregor's fish dumplings

30 years ago today, 1/1/96, I got DKC2 for the SNES.

20 years ago today, 1/1/06, I saw King Kong in the theater.

10 years ago today, 1/1/16... I don't remember doing anything Kong-related, but statistically speaking, I probably did.

A maned wolf standing with it's ears tilted back and teeth slightly showing giving an almost awkward expression. Photo by Gabriel Bonfa

Close up of a maned wolf standing with it's ears tilted back and teeth slightly showing giving an almost awkward expression. Photo by Gabriel Bonfa

Comment by Brandon Cummings "he looks like he knows he's too long bur he doesn't know why"

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

Trojan horse meme Person pulling the horse: SEGA Horse: NEW YAKUZA GAME Inside de horse: Perfect emulation of niche arcade game with no console ports

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

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