Leyawiin (formerly of SIberia)

Ironically, the pizza was getting better where I lived...

A screenshot of a code call between Naked Snake and Para-Medic from Metal Gear Solid 3. The text says: "No, really. And someday, they might make movies where you control the characters yourself."

A screenshot of a code call between Naked Snake and Para-Medic from Metal Gear Solid 3. The text says: "It'll happen. Make sure you stay alive to see it, Snake."

50 Years Later:

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 4, showing Old Snake with a gun in his mouth.

Игра совершенно великолепно отвратительная.

Фан фэкт: сцена после титров имеет в качестве своего «саундтрэка» эээээээ «рэп», где взяли все "motherfucking piece of pussy-ass fucker" Мики Рурка, записанные для этой игры, и наложили под их компиляцию бит.

Also known as Dr. Jekyll.

My Sandwich Art is murder and I'm painting my masterpiece...

HELL YEAH, NEW RECORD! GREAT AGAIN!

I'm sorry, we were talking about hard men?

"100% of large cities have black people living in them, as opposed to black people making just 4% of the population, so my modest proposal is to deport all the black people so that only 4% of large cities have them."

Aw dude, a fellow hardtack enjoyer. And... with onion? I do want to try that.

"Exiled Bashar al-Assad Turns to Online Gaming in Moscow, Report Reveals"

relatable tbh

But doctor, my brain is already INSANE :'(

I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost....for none now live who remember it.

Okay, since nobody else in the replies said that yet: I do appreciate that reference.

A screenshot from Sid Meier's Civilization VI of the American Cultural Victory screen.

Coming up with a gun for a fantasy novel certainly does sound possible in real life.

Better than a saint who actually fragged people, y'know. There have been quite a few of those.

"Bone-petite" means "you have a small penis".

A screenshot saying: Trending in Germany #BlockchainInnovation

We don't need better chains! Block chain innovation!

They're just trying to reduce the competition in the field of mistreating women.

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Witcher 3 has some REALLY colorful medieval stuff too, even for peasants. It's dark and grimy because it's still dark fantasy, but it mostly keeps it contained to provide atmosphere for bad stuff like pointless wars and cruel, selfish rulers.

No, that's what you're supposed to do.

What could PAW-ssibly g~

*PRESENTATION CRASHES*

And what's so wild about those claims, huh? Are you saying YOU have never been internally decapitated but alive but a ghost but maybe not in a dream?

Or that you can't time-travel in a semi-conscious state?

So what else is new?

Так надо ж было все Старшие Арканы просто посвятить соответствующим съездам КПСС.

Purple Heart for being missed by that shooter.

An in-game poster from Moutwashing, depicting a cartoon anthropomorphic horse waking up. The text says: "Polle Says „Rise and Shine!“" A smaller text below continues: "Sleep is the best rest after a long day of work, earn that rest! Don't overdo it or fall behind!" Even smaller text below: "Do not indulge in over 5 hours of rest, including leisure time. Sleeping over the allowed budget will result in disciplinary action." There is a "PONY EXPRESS" fictional company logo on the poster.

That's not to say that it actually works as a real therapist, but I think that framing it exclusively as a "refusal" is missing some important nuance as well.