cold hoe

I am so quick to delete people from social media now, it’s kind of freeing.
oh, you shared studio Ghibli AI? Delete.
oh, you’re a Morgan wallen fan? Delete.
OH, you still use the “r” word?
D e l e t e.
my threshold for bullshit and ignorance is at an all time low.

nothing I love more than planning a little day date with my girls

Forever fortunate that I have the best wife that takes care of everything on the home front when I’m on a 96 hour stretch at work. I couldn’t life without them ❤️

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

completely misplaced tax documents I need. I’m so annoyed 🥲

John Cena turning heel somehow feels like a good sign

The sun is going to heal us

All of us watching The Phantom Menace back in 1999: "Why does any of this matter? Who gives a shit about the taxation of trade routes?!" George Lucas in February 2025:

I will work on your land, please lead us into a new era 😩😩

bout to call in so I can read.

this kicks ass lmfao

Apparently someone on red note asked how much people pay for healthcare in China and they said now we know why they are blocking the internet from you

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

🤭🤭🤭

when Lucas texts me I feel like I’m talking to a famous person.. because I am, hehehehe 🤭🤭

honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous

sending thots and pears

seeing a group of the most evil humans in history all sitting together at Carter’s funeral is wild lmao

my boss asked if an AI feature was working for me and it took all my self control to not say that I didn’t know and don’t care because fuck AI

Waffle House is absolutely unhinged on Christmas lmao I love it here

Ima bite ya

accidentally went off mute in the discord chat and they all heard me singing a remix of pink pony girl to my dog 🫣

nothing better than asking for a price on something and the guy hits you with “for you??” and you just know he’s hooking you up 🤌

the vet said Faye looks half her age, so proud of my healthy girl 🥹

omg hushhhhh!

and my husband is working tonight. I just wanna cry. I miss him

went and volunteered this morning and now I’m crippled 🥲

opened a beer 4 minutes before 5-o'-clock so they're shooting me in the head

absolutely dying over all the people making a funny note about ZB being in their Spotify wrapped cause SAME 💀