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(jk simmons angrily sending back his shrimp) "not my tempura"

straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.

This could be us if we weren't strangling the solar industry to help keep oil prices up

I am pleased to report that we are very much in the game gentlemen, very much in the game

This *should* be the sort of thing that soothes some Democratic anxiety in DC about the shutdown. But we'll see.

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

Last chance to turn it off.

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To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Bleed American was my first CD purchase. Album still kicks. No regrets

a carved pumpkin. the design is elmo from the fiery elmo meme with large cuts above elmo in the shape of crude flames. there was a flickering tea light inside the pumpkin that really completed the look

obsessed with this entry in the pumpkin carving contest

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

biblically accurate cat

If he had any political instinct he’d use this as an opportunity to talk about how easy it is for cancerous ideologies to metastasize in the minds young American men — especially in the service. He’d open it and own it and admit it and fall on his goddamn sword but all he can do is blame and whine.

A teeny tiny brown spotted toadlet sits on a lily pad. Its eyes are so large and it is so small. It's nose is very pointy.

Look. At. Him.

Look at him!!!!

27.

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MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

Beaker as Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson from Die Another Day.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

It was the best. 40mpg and it handled like a go-kart. Eventually got destroyed in a hail storm, sadly.

A 91 CRX, teal over grey cloth with a 5 speed was possibly the greatest car I ever owned.

warm criminal @unhaunting im so ruthlessly commited to Dialectics that i am constantly at war with the person i was two days ago, who is a clown and a coward 3:25 PM • 2014-05-22

YouTube video by SingStreetVEVO Sing Street - Drive It Like You Stole It (Official Video)

Depends on your definition of hit I guess, but this is a certified bop

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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.... I'm being given the dwarf award for delving the exact right amount. Everyone in attendance at the Moria Hyatt Regency conference center rises to their feet, bathing me in thunderous applause. From the back of the ballroom, the Balrog shoots me a thumbs-up August 8, 2024 at 11:23 AM

Noo! The striping gave it redundancy!

A cootie catcher. A folded paper fortune teller child's game that opens in various ways based on questions answered by the fortune receiver. On this one are four segments with four colors on them that are also with a colored circle that displays it.

this was our chat gpt

It's a great day to be a Blazer

the full might and authority of the state should be exclusively reserved for park rangers, the postmaster general, and fish & game wardens

We found that AI tools - both general like #ChatGPT and research-specific like #Elicit - lack the reliability, relevancy and accuracy to summarise research for teachers. This is important because we have been sold the idea that AI will make research more accessible.

Funniest basketball team of all time.