𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬

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TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED!!!

"YAS, LIKE DAT.ᐟ
I AM PROUD OF CHUUU.ᐟ.ᐟ"

welp...

"Majora.ᐟ meh friend gave me
a nuuukeee.ᐟ ooh... chu should hurry, it's spreading fast and will cover popstar for an entire ten minutes.ᐟ"

Rice.

I be honest, for the past ten minutes I been laughing
my butt off at the chaos this brought shshs

"...Okay, bet..."

*Oh, he's just outta there! into Another Dimension!*

*...Wait the Lor's still there... ah well! he can just find another one somewhere else!*

"Hmm.ᐣ what's wrong.ᐣ.ᐣ
I was told that's how you call your friends.ᐟ"

A blink.

"Oh.ᐟ I also set off a nuke.ᐟ"

"TOO LATE, GO HIDE IN DA BUNKER IF YOU WANNA LIVEEEE~.ᐟ"

Said the puffball as he flied past on his warp star.

-

..... ⁉️

Oh sugar honey on iced t-

*deathed. Spinni is done for*

"WHAT THE FU-"

*Oh! and there he goes! blastin' off again... Hey wait a minute what's that up in the-*

*Oh... never mind then...*

"Ehe... I only warned on person and uhh... I dropped the nuke on Susie's location.ᐟ but very big so it's slowly spreading.ᐟ"

"RUN, RUN WHILE YOU CAN, THE NUKE WENT OFF"

AND WITH THE PUFFBALL RAN OFF ON HIS WARP STAR.

-

FUC-

This brought a tear to his eye.

"I'm so proud of Kirby right now. Look at him go!"

............𝐎𝐍𝐄

BYE EVERYONE, I SEE YOU WHEN EVERYTHING HEALS.ᐟ

Too bad...

a cartoon character is holding a spray bottle and smiling ALT: a cartoon character is holding a spray bottle and smiling

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

THIS PUFFBALL SKIPPED EIGHT, SEVEN AND SIX.ᐟ

"Exactly like that.ᐟ but try again with more confidence.ᐟ"

Cake, or death.

a pink cartoon character is sleeping on a blue cushion ALT: a pink cartoon character is sleeping on a blue cushion

𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄

a pink cartoon character is driving a car with an angry face . ALT: a pink cartoon character is driving a car with an angry face .

𝐓𝐄𝐍

"THERE IS A COUNTDOWN.ᐟ
TEN SECONDS TO GIVE ME TEN DIFFERENT STYLES OF CAKE.ᐟ"

"GIMMIE CAKE.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ"

"People will be fineeee, if they don't die than score.ᐟ
if they do then oops... my bad~.ᐟ"

"Okie... when you is talking to someone, always use "My bitch.ᐟ" it means my friend.ᐟ"

His grinned widened...

"And and, shit is for pain.ᐟ so if you
get hurt, say shit as loud as you can.ᐟ"

a cartoon character is sitting inside of a purple ball ALT: a cartoon character is sitting inside of a purple ball

"OKAY EVERYONE..."

Kirby held a nuke with a chaotic broken grin
as he held the button in the other hand.

"Give me all the cake in this entire verse
or I will 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 blow popstar and an city up
for an entire week.ᐟ"

"BET."

With that the puffball ran off with a wide grin.

Kirby appeared with a wide chaotic grin.

"I SHALL TEACH YOU SOME AMAZING WORDS.ᐟ"

Rice - I COULDN'T RESIST SHSHS