Deadpool.

"The f### did you just say Ratatouille..."

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"BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!! HEY GUYS IM BACK IN FORTNITE!"

"Oh Gwendolyn... Great." [Deadpool groaned.] "Your apart of this weird multiverse too? What gives?"

"Trust me kiddo..." [He'd put a hand on Robbie's shoulder the fire burning through Wade's glove searing the flesh on his hand.] "I will not be sending that... THEIVING LYING ASSHOLE!... your way." [Pat. Pat.] "See you soon Flambè." [Deadpool giggled as he legit skipped away.]

"Jeez... You get your birth certificate on a scroll or something?" [Deadpool chuckled.] "Pleased to meetcha anyway Queen Kara."

"You uhh... You don't huh... Heh well uhh... My name is Wade! But you can call me Deadpool!"

"I dunno... Have you ever met other Handsome Red Chads with an aquatic activity in their name."

[Deadpool was driving through the grassland on yes ontop of his Chimichanga truck using 4 grizzly bears to sled the truck through the field.] "WOOHOO! I KNEW PETE WAS A MORON FOR THIS! I LOVE BEARCHIMICHANGASLEDDING!" [He'd then notice Bison on his horse and stop the bears in place as he whistled.]

"I'll just pour a bucket of water over his head or something... Trust me dude the penance ain't working on good old DP!" [Deadpool laughed but oh how was he wrong.]

OMEGA

icl should I make my Leon now or wait till re9 drops?

FUCKING FLAMING SKULL SO DEEP IN HIS ASS HIS INSIDES'LL BECOME A BARBECUE!"

"Johnny obviously..." [Wade twirled one of his pistols as he angrily spoke.] "THAT GODDAMN BASTARD TOOK 50 OFF ME FOR GAS AND HE HASN'T RETURNED IT... SO I SWEAR TO GOD..." [He'd turn to the camera.] "Cover your ears kids... Dad's about to say naughty words." [He'd turn back.] "IM GONNA SHOVE HIS

"Back in Canada snows just our basic living environment... The fuck are Americans talking about Pounding the snow?"

"Well no siri I have not seen your flaming skull squad... I've been busy uhh I dunno BEING A MERCENARY?" [Deadpool let out a very dramatic groan.] "I'm trying to find one of em anyway... Bastard owes me 50." [Deadpool reloaded his Duel Pistols.]

"No can do Mister Ride Da Fiyah! I always love watching you get scared..." [Deadpool let out a childish chuckle.] "Said your lookin' for the other riders hmm? Well I guess Ol' Daddy DP can help you!"

"Screw it... I'll do this for you OMEGA!"

"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"
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"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"
"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"
"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"
"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"
"Does Lord Icon do Bonus Damage?"

"JEEZ... TONE DOWN THE PURPLE LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRYNA MAKE AN ARG!"

"YOU CALL ME SHORTSTACK?"

"Sorry about the late arrival folks... Mr. OMEGA thought playing Fortnite was more important then showing myself!"

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"OH ROBBIE!!!!!" [Wade has appeared out of nowhere.] "HOW YA BEEN MY LITTLE FLAMING SKULL OF HATRED!"

"Well this place seems comfortable..." [Deadpool looked towards the camera.] "I know your wondering... Who's head did I have to hold a gun at to ge-... THIS IS A RYAN THING? FUCK."

OMEGA

Alr before anything... My deadpool voice claim is Nolan North.

"Phew thank the heavens! Ryan was beginning to fry my brain even more..."

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"Woooooo hehehe wooooo! Sorry guys can't write my intro right now this ride is amazing!"

The Merc with The Mouth Drops in.

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"Woooooo hehehe wooooo! Sorry guys can't write my intro right now this ride is amazing!"

The Merc with The Mouth Drops in.