Hizxle, formerly the bad at social media influencer Da Def Stool

I finally got to see the Savannah Bananas play for the very first time last night and I gotta say. It was an amazingly fun experience and I now know why the tickets sell out so quickly. Also I do believe that I officially have a new fave hat that I’ll be rocking for a while

After spending 3 and a half hours picking up litter in a parking lot. I can see why eco fanatics want the earth to wipe out humanity. There is a special place in hell for people who toss their black and mild wrappers on the ground. Also I have officially transcended to becoming the “I know guy”.

My attempt at a Nic Cage watermelon craving. I think I did a pretty good job of getting it to this point. Considering the tools available to me and the fact that I was three strong drinks in. Annnnd, I did all of this within 45 minutes before I had to catch the trolley to get to work.

Y’all my moms literally just asked me where the spaghetti was on the menu at Texas Roadhouse. The spaghetti. At Texas Roadhouse.

Finally got to play some putt putt again after almost two decades and experienced the greatness that is IKEA(Annnnd, yes. The meatballs were dericiously amazing). Got to see the 90’s live action TMNT in theaters and made a new friend. All and all it been a great day

Soooo, left this bad boy in the trunk yesterday. As you can see. I like to live dangerously

Soooo, I can honestly say that hand stitching Velcro is not an easy task. 10/10 would not recommend it. But I’m proud of my hour and a half worth of work. Also I can check being an old seamstress hand stitching while in the company of two sleeping dogs off of my didn’t know it was on my bucket list.

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This is my life with my folks. Everything is a trigger. EVERYTHING!!!!

@dasculprit.bsky.social Apparently my dad does not understand how things work

According to my oldest niece over the weekend. Here’s a list of things that would guarantee to get me 10 girlfriends. Along with our first and many more artistic collaborations. Also someone didn’t want me to go to work today

Soooo, I did the most extra Asian/Vietnamese/Musical Theatre Kid thing today. I had a Miss Saigon burger. Not gonna lie. It was dericious and is now on my list of variations of Bánh mì that improve upon the original

Soooo, my folks treated me to an early birthday meal and I almost forgot that it was free cone day at Ben & Jerry’s. Not featured was the “Grant” that my folks gave me for my birthday.

I did and I got to try some of the chicken. Both were dericious

I like my wine like my New Zealand K-Pop singer-songwriters. Rosé, BAYBEE!!!!

Apparently I clean up well

Actually got some food for once at Alexander’s Bistro. It was quite dericious

On brand with my track record of being a bad social media influencer. I can finally check experiencing a live performance of Mercy Me’s I can only imagine off of my bucket list.

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Mah reward for surviving mah first St. Paddy’s weekend, working downtown in the middle of all Da madness.

In honor of me being a bad social media influencer. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!!!!

So I'm all set up and ready for the weekend. Hopefully I will be able to sell some things, but if not, oh well people watching for the win. If anyone feels like stopping by to say hi or chat feel free. I'm on the corner of Gaston and Drayton streets in downtown Savannah.

It’s official y’all!!!! I am the first three time and two time tag team trivia winner for The National Treasure Society of Nicolas Cage(Films). Also checked off talking about punching someone in dick full force. At my church next to a group of older folks on my bucket list. Also, Happy Pi3 Day!!!!

If only I was willing to wake up that early, I’d give it a whirl. Also my bangs apparently hate my ashy cross

(In My Robert Stack Voice) Soooo, my California 6 status just got me a discount on my cafe order woot woot

It’s official. I’m a California 6. Also many thanks to my college theatre professor for teaching me how to fall gracefully. When slipping and falling on ice. My falls are the most beautifully graceful falls that people have ever seen.

Got mah fix!!!!! Annnnd, yes. I know all about the recent news about all the toxic stuff found in their cookies. But literally every thing in the world is killing us. Especially the current administration.