By the eight runes what quandary has passed over my eyes by the crustacean that has procured a bowl of enflamed rice.
#shripfiredrice

Corporate mages be like half off all transmutation glifs for pride month but then triple the base price.
#SMH #pridemonth

Cast spells eat ass.

Why are there no wizzard songs, like fuck there are songs about elves and dwarves but by mistras name there isn't a single good wizard song.
#wlm

On this lovely day remember to be your own succubus.

What in the nine hells is a lemon, seriously is that some kind of lesser demon.
What do you mean it's a citrus. Like where jesters cavort?
Honestly people.

A wizard allwase shits alone, but never dies.

Everone now days is going all over the orb posting about how they can transmute there cat into a dog or a mouse. What basic magics, transmute a worm into a eagle and then you can talk.
#wholetthedogsout

Holy shit how hard is it to Brew an elixir of madness, like Jesus people just chop the fucking grick placenta in bite sized peices not fucking Juliand slivers.
#thegreatbritshbakeoff
#kitchenbasics

This wizard ale got me seeing 5th dimensional hyper time goblins and there table manners are atrocious.
#cosmicdui
#acab
#fundayfriday

The archmagus demention door on my Mordenkainen's Sword till I delayed blast fireball.
#realshit
#firstworldproblems

You come across a wizzard in a forest sitting on an old log.

You: what are you dooing out here old man?

The wizard: what dose one do when one has pursued all forms or reconciliation against an enemy and there answer is apathy?

You: what are you taking about old man?

Wizard: hands you a molotov.

Wizard wisdom of the day: one spell before brunch and you have a hunch, a spell before linner and you'll go to the shitter.
#spellcasting
#wizardwisdom
#fantasyfootball