Journalist: I thought you said no new wars?
Trump: Misinformation! I said βNo. New wars.β
These are all new wars. Just the best new wars.
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Journalist: I thought you said no new wars?
Trump: Misinformation! I said βNo. New wars.β
These are all new wars. Just the best new wars.
Wellβ¦two people I wouldnβt trust as far as I could throw them but if theyβre just encouraging people to eat less processed garbage Iβll all for it - if theyβre on the make measles great again train that will be much less goodβ¦
08.02.2026 22:27 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Whoever this dog JR is he prints better than mostβ¦
05.02.2026 16:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So great!!
31.01.2026 18:46 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
Amazing levels of idiocy in the world todayβ¦canβt wait to have expended massive amounts of public and personal resources battling cancer only to get killed by measles/ignorance. π
For folks like me, chemo often wipes out childhood vaccines and redoing those that are live vaccines is too risky.
Itβs no excuse.
You can admit your error, apologize for doing it and beg for forgiveness though.
Thatβs a good first step when you f up.
Not likely to happen though.
Unfortunately millions of Americans drank the same mind-numbing koolaid.
28.01.2026 14:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I wrote this months ago but it gets more relevant every dayβ¦can the media please ask these people?
I get wearing a mask when youβre taking down a cartel kingpin and fear repercussions but thatβs not what these clowns are doing. What can it be other than feeling ashamed of their actions?
This tracksβ¦
24.01.2026 01:29 β π 13 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs all a big mixup anywayβ¦
23.01.2026 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
22.01.2026 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The results of an objective third party fact-check of Trumpβs Davos speech are out.
βWe did a fact-check and can now confirm there werenβt any.β
I like numbers - theyβre less full of π©.
Except when people like the orange fella just makes them up.
But real numbers are cool. Less prone to the perils of prose.
But not as eloquent or witty! :)
22.01.2026 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly - talking pts - but rambling loony ones
21.01.2026 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs so triggered about them itβs bizarre.
21.01.2026 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βPeople of the World Watching Trumpβs Davos Speechβ
21.01.2026 17:45 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Was Trump abused by a windmill as a child?
21.01.2026 17:43 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I think I was too slow! Iβm stumbling around my house trying to understand what I saw but mostly just drooling on myself and mumbling βoh no, oh no, canβt be, wake up, someone wake me up!β
21.01.2026 16:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππππ
21.01.2026 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Moderator: Mr President, I have a question about Xβ¦
Trump: Hereβs an long unrelated rambling story about something nobody here wants to hear about.
Just sitting up there telling unrelated, rambling stories nobody wants to hear.
21.01.2026 15:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs how I feel - no words anymore - itβs beyond that - and I just wonder when waaaaay more Americans are going to wake up and say βitβs not even funny anymoreβ . Heβs blatantly putting his personal needs and wants at the heart of global politics and decision making. Itβs not for America.
19.01.2026 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs just unreal that weβre here, but here we are. Iβm just concerned people would actually elect him again if they could.
07.01.2026 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A good sentiment. π
FYI despair always takes an βeβ in this case Iβm pretty sure.
Soβ¦since when did the news only become bad news?
I feel like when I was younger there was the odd good news story mixed in with all the miserable stuff.
Apologies younger generations!
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We donβt need trillionaires but we may soon have them. Thatβs fβed up.
08.12.2025 00:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only positive thing here is that the comments in this thread almost all recognize that irreparable damage has been done. Good, savvy voters. Sadly too many Americans donβt see that - thus we find ourselves here.
07.12.2025 14:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately, I think heβs done massive long-term damage. Fairly or not, he has shown that a large swath of Americans are ok with screwing their allies, thatβs hard to recover from even if/when heβs gone.
07.12.2025 14:24 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0lol. Yeah itβs interesting to ponder all these firsts.
11.11.2025 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0