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πŸ’ͺ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌎 Mostly here for fun, but it’s impossible to ignore politics these days. Want some laughs in your day? Add my starter pack. Let’s save humanity one post at a time! Fighting cancerous people and cancerous cancer!πŸ˜…

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Journalist: I thought you said no new wars?

Trump: Misinformation! I said β€œNo. New wars.”

These are all new wars. Just the best new wars.

02.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well…two people I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw them but if they’re just encouraging people to eat less processed garbage I’ll all for it - if they’re on the make measles great again train that will be much less good…

08.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoever this dog JR is he prints better than most…

05.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So great!!

31.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Amazing levels of idiocy in the world today…can’t wait to have expended massive amounts of public and personal resources battling cancer only to get killed by measles/ignorance. πŸ˜…

For folks like me, chemo often wipes out childhood vaccines and redoing those that are live vaccines is too risky.

29.01.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s no excuse.

You can admit your error, apologize for doing it and beg for forgiveness though.

That’s a good first step when you f up.

Not likely to happen though.

28.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately millions of Americans drank the same mind-numbing koolaid.

28.01.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote this months ago but it gets more relevant every day…can the media please ask these people?

I get wearing a mask when you’re taking down a cartel kingpin and fear repercussions but that’s not what these clowns are doing. What can it be other than feeling ashamed of their actions?

27.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This tracks…

24.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s all a big mixup anyway…

23.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The results of an objective third party fact-check of Trump’s Davos speech are out.

β€œWe did a fact-check and can now confirm there weren’t any.”

22.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like numbers - they’re less full of πŸ’©.

Except when people like the orange fella just makes them up.

But real numbers are cool. Less prone to the perils of prose.

22.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But not as eloquent or witty! :)

22.01.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly - talking pts - but rambling loony ones

21.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so triggered about them it’s bizarre.

21.01.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeople of the World Watching Trump’s Davos Speech”

21.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was Trump abused by a windmill as a child?

21.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I was too slow! I’m stumbling around my house trying to understand what I saw but mostly just drooling on myself and mumbling β€œoh no, oh no, can’t be, wake up, someone wake me up!”

21.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moderator: Mr President, I have a question about X…

Trump: Here’s an long unrelated rambling story about something nobody here wants to hear about.

21.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Just sitting up there telling unrelated, rambling stories nobody wants to hear.

21.01.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s how I feel - no words anymore - it’s beyond that - and I just wonder when waaaaay more Americans are going to wake up and say β€œit’s not even funny anymore” . He’s blatantly putting his personal needs and wants at the heart of global politics and decision making. It’s not for America.

19.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just unreal that we’re here, but here we are. I’m just concerned people would actually elect him again if they could.

07.01.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A good sentiment. πŸ‘

FYI despair always takes an β€œe” in this case I’m pretty sure.

07.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So…since when did the news only become bad news?

I feel like when I was younger there was the odd good news story mixed in with all the miserable stuff.

Apologies younger generations!

πŸ˜…

14.12.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t need trillionaires but we may soon have them. That’s f’ed up.

08.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only positive thing here is that the comments in this thread almost all recognize that irreparable damage has been done. Good, savvy voters. Sadly too many Americans don’t see that - thus we find ourselves here.

07.12.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, I think he’s done massive long-term damage. Fairly or not, he has shown that a large swath of Americans are ok with screwing their allies, that’s hard to recover from even if/when he’s gone.

07.12.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol. Yeah it’s interesting to ponder all these firsts.

11.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0