Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
Sometimes I get carsick when I eat too many cars
bb’s celebrating twink death
i wish anxiety came with french fries.
ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
Every time, I'm just having one....2 rows later, ffs what have I done with my life
ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
Was today years old when I found out the Q in Qdoba stands for queer liberation
If you’re response to “I wanna slash their tires” is “make sure to only do 3” lets be friends 🫶
I need to enjoy a Diet Coke every day before RFK bans it
Honestly this app might be a “post the intrusive thoughts” moment and I’m here for it
so how do i use this to see funny gay stuff?
