BardPharts (@bardpharts) — Bluesky Profile

3 hours ago

Why isn’t there an Oscar Peace Prize? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 hours ago

Exchanging is probably easier than renouncing. Which is questionable 🤨

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16 hours ago

Decimated is only 10%🤷🏻‍♂️

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19 hours ago

Many thanks for the repost 🙏

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23 hours ago

Not So Healthy
Is that’s me on that shelf?
That bright shiny citrus
with lightly mottled skin
and mouthwatering sheen.
Epitome of health,
(this simile fits us).
Now reveal what’s within,
human soul so obscene.
Squeeze foul darkness myself,
bitter juice, red litmus!
To cleanse my soul begin,
change this sloven regime.
Each month will be one twelfth,
a return to fitness.
Strong effort for the win,
still, nothing too extreme.
@BardPharts
20 January 2026

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #NotSoHealthy

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1 day ago

Has he got his thumb in his mouth?

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1 day ago

47 47 sign of the beast 😳

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2 days ago

It’s also a sport. It’s the taking part that’s important 😉

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3 days ago

Mawnan Creek
Into the mouth, with strong following wind.
Swells ease, as brown river swallows my boat.
Between the moorings so carefully wend,
bring down soggy canvas, on flood tide we float.
Oak tree fringe dips into the moon dragged sea.
Now the slow lazy pop of the engine
takes us ever deeper into the winds lee.
To port side, a creek opens, we edge in.
We have now a strong sense of coming home,
just a short distance to the old stone quay.
Tied and tidied, my boat kept her promise,
has let me untiring distances roam.
Soon, this lost creek’s abandoned by the sea,
at heart my dear haven of solace.
@BardPharts
4 October 2025

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #MawnanCreek

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3 days ago

‘On the nose!’

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3 days ago

Why substitute American cars with Chinese? Why not support a democratic country?

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5 days ago

Greed
Unless you stand against this tide,
this fickle daily desire
to have nothing denied.
This devilish need to acquire
and never look any higher.
To strive after the wrong goal,
just greed that digs out your soul.
If this is the life you pursue,
someone else is living it for you.
@BardPharts
1 February 2026

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #Greed

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1 week ago

La vie de l’amour
Doit-on attendre que l’avenir se déplie?
Ou essayer de le déplier nous-même.
Que reste-t-il? Ce sont des mauvais choix déguisés,
à personne d’autre que nous même reste ce dilemme.
Cette carte de la vie, nous montre un chemin
pavé en crayon foncé par les hommes.
Pas de moyen d’éviter notre destin,
pas de moyen de passer la gomme.
A chaque pas en avant, deux pas en arrière.
Chaque jour on essai de la décoder,
chaque minute, de chaque heure, de chaque jour.
A chaque saut de plus, on passe une barrière,
chaque niveau difficilement débloqué,
en avant toujours pour un simple amour.
@BardPharts
1 January 2026

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #LaVieDeLamour

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1 week ago

Are you running it at more than 45rpm?

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1 week ago

Flying into a war zone to avoid UK tax? They need to give their head a wobble.

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1 week ago

Feed The Beast
This great beast wanders our world, feeding from ignorance,
each individual thoughtless action nourishes.
Continual consumption, never satiated,
pushing forward awful persistent belligerence.
We all ignore our suffering as it flourishes,
our pointless lives left completely emaciated.
every quick search
every purchase
every download
every cool stream
every AI use
Devours your drinking water and all your power,
this ravenous spout of unending plagiarised filth
spills out across our world, corrupting every future.
Mirrors man’s ineptitude, these illusions empower
their need for cheap icons from some fashionable plinth.
Surely there’s a way that’s more than just a rumour.
@BardPharts
12 January 2026

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #FeedingTheBeast

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1 week ago

I just drink the chicory Like a coffee, but without the coffee, much better.

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1 week ago

Many thanks for the repost🙏

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1 week ago

Facing The Storm
At first, unremarkable wisps of cloud,
cool breeze turns leaves, flash their pale underside.
Some miles yet to go, before I’m inside.
Ominous billowing. Big sky’s dark shroud.
Unannounced, full force, I fear what’s in store.
Great trees thrash, branch, heavy with leaf, succumb,
slows my progress. Drench, torrential downpour!
Rain, cold, down my warm back, my nose now numb.
Gusty wind, often caught unawares.
Head down, heading home, through deeper puddles,
by swollen river’s edge, down this dark path,
flicking its tongue, fierce, wild foamy beast scares.
Last few yards, safe home! End my damp struggles.
Now, stoke the log fire and run my warm bath.
@BardPharts
14 August 2025

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #FacingTheStorm

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1 week ago

They could have done with the extra vote in Texas.

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1 week ago

Nearly 1k liked this post but only 300 signed 🤦🏻‍♂️

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1 week ago

Execution
I sit quietly in this darkened cell,
before me remains of my last meal, served.
On my journey to this place, I now dwell.
Though, my punishment due, is undeserved.
I have, alas, protested much, in vain.
A dour priest did give blessed sacrament.
This! An impending end, brutally slain.
Though the earth still turns in its firmament.
Now, through bars, I see my last bright sunrise.
Now, I will take this injustice calmly.
Now, that the hooded axe man’s blade beckons.
Now, before me is the block where one dies.
Now, they help me lay my head down softly.
Now, I will pray through these last few seconds.
End
@BardPharts
14 September 2025

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #Execution

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1 week ago

✔️

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1 week ago

Even so. It’s a lot of money.

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1 week ago

Why is Jennerick on this morning? His constituents didn’t elect a reform candidate. 🤬

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2 weeks ago

Designs On Love
To measure this love
from high like a dove,
no width can allot,
to depths we know not,
Try! Resist its course,
don’t yield to its force.
It has other plans,
submit to its demands!
@BardPharts
11 February 2026

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #DesignOnLove

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2 weeks ago

It’s pronounced “Piss Poor”

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2 weeks ago

Maybe somebody should try running on an America First ticket. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 weeks ago

The American dream 🥳

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2 weeks ago

Yes, but isn’t America on the side of the Russians?

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