Ehh myself lol I ruined dating for me

That man ended a verse with “but what about me, and I wish I never met her” 😭😭😭 bro what you thought this was????

I did see why did I get married 😭….who did Tyler Perry know in real life that inspired Mike and Sheila lmaooo plus I don’t know any man in real life that would treat JILL SCOTT that way like come on now

His sitcoms like house of Payne and meet the browns were entertaining though he killed with those 🔥

Like diary of a mad black woman, Madea’s Family Reunion all had reasonable trauma in their story telling that told something powerful but I kinda stopped watching his movies after “I can do bad all by myself”

Well yeah a lot of his new content is crazy and his characters almost always go through fucked up shit to the point where often times it feels like he needs dark shit to happen to people just cause and not for a good story telling reason

Quiero enviar un vídeo con el sonido encendido 🫩 es eso demasiado pedir? No había hecho eso en mucho tiempo 😅

I mixed capriccios with tequila once never again 😭 lmaooooo but I said bye to capriccios

Estuve coqueteado con esta bartender a la fiesta un poco 😅 tal vez un poco más que estoy diciendo 😭 I was feeling myself a lil

Quisiera más trajes para mí así que puedo verme bien siempre 😭 como hice durante Halloween.

I would’ve set her alarm off 😩

Especially if you’re a millennial the old Instagram trick was to like older posts to get the attention 😭 lmaooo

I almost said fuck it and liked her photo but nahhh man I’m not a lurker 😭 I just have to admire and not give my like only because the algo wanted to show me 6 days later 🤣

I hate to say it but instagram just makes me feel like a stalker because how the algorithm gonna show me a baddie and the pic is from 6 days ago 😭😭😭 lmaoooo dawg she don’t got something more recent?????

He didn’t beef with lil flip for nothing 😭 it meant something being king of the south

I’ve been studying Spanish and French for 6 months now and I didn’t even realize I had yet to learn how to ask for a hair cut in either language lol

I be chillin okay being single then I see a couple caked up at the bar while I’m watching the game then I get sad 😭

Lol is it unhealthy to hit your neighborhood sports bar once a week not even to drink but just to watch a game? I’ll get maybe a beer just a beer because I need to buy something watching the lakers or rockets (pelicans got only ONE espn game this year) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Honestly I have like one success story of this happening it’s not totally impossible 😭 it did take YEARS though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some of yall need to learn what ethical non monogamy is and embrace it. Find somebody who wit it and leave the monogamous ppl alone. It’s too easy to live in ya truth than to fuck up some one else’s perception of it….

I’m glad this ended up on the skyline lmaoooo because this is me coded

Honestly it’s crazy how league draft rules work I don’t believe you should bar a college kid from wanting to go pro but with NIL it would hopefully make more “league ready” kids stay a lil longer and develop their bodies and skills for the pros

The Jayson Tatum jokes were funny because he was really only 19 back then 😭 but when he reaches his 30’s he’ll be the old man in the league when 32 still has plenty of life ahead

😭😭😭 32 only feels old in sports especially basketball because people come into the league as literal kids lmaooo LeBron was taking final exams before getting bf drafted then we seen him grow into a family man and age before our eyes.

Wait no 7 as well I miss my grandmas fr fr 😭😭😭😭

I just want to over dose on 9 😭 give me 3 of that or the strongest dosage of 9

Sounds like a Tyler Perry villain 😭😭😭

Lmaoooo like what they seeing that you didn’t 😭

Look B is reason enough other than just being a decent person to not cheat 😭😭 begin a failed cheater is an L you can’t shake back from 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ya es una locura esta mañana! Todavía no he tomado mi café 🤪