Spot me
Because the owner is an EVP with the Dodgers!
“We tried to instruct the AI agent to speak with a heavy Southside Chicago accent, but it deleted itself.”
"Rubber plants are quick growers"
*stares at rubber plant that hasn't materially changed in size in a year*
New Miley Cyrus is good
Not defeating the massive drug use allegations
Yeah where’s the policy proposal to fix my problem!!
happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.
This bot sounds like the basestar hybrid
God help me now my brain wants to write “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
1. No I don’t care about accuracy
2. I am devastated, I came to really love this show!
Trump take Dragon Reborn
The problem is that the image of Trump as Benevolent Gold Money Man Who Makes Bad People Disappear is lodged in far too many people’s brains and no contact with reality will dispel this image
Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.
HOW is there a Minions x Swarovski collaboration and WHY am I being served ads for it
Children of Time: The Video Game
I didn’t die so we’re calling it a win!
Headphones dead once again, looks like I’m rawdogging another half marathon
Fancy carpentry project posts with threatening auras
We’re gonna run, watch this space
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Edward don’t lock eyes with the hot uber driver, you’re gonna cause an accident on the FDR
Finally a glimmer of hope
“The White Sox are somehow 0-163 having agreed to play Lane Tech and still lost”
“HABEMUS PAPAM”
Every bum sports stat about Chicago will now forever be beaten with “but we have THE POPE”
Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
WOKE POPE COPE
oh weird where is that
It’s that glorious time of day when the sun blares in and I can see every mote of dust in my apartment
