Pup Espy 🔜 Vegas, PHL

11/10 would snug come to Delaware/Chicago

Yeah but what about

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Update they called me again

“Financial responsibility” is not paying an $11.99 ATM fee

This is libel

Tracer when are you going to give up the delusion that you’re a top

How long does it take to see a spinal surgeon in Chicago?

So long you’ll finish that bottle of Malört on your shelf

Never in my life did I expect that getting bad news would feel so good.

Good news: I got my MRI results and we know what’s wrong with me

Bad news: it’s going to involve very intensive treatment

But I’m hopeful for once that we have figured out what’s wrong with me

Um so it turns out I’m sicker than we thought but the positive news is that I have no reflexes, including my gag reflex.

I can now offer the best throat fucking game in town, gentledogs

I celebrated Pride weekend by tying up, teasing, and breeding @pupespy.bsky.social. Now that’s something to be proud about 🪢💦

“Guess I’m just that big”

Ok I’ll get rid of all the plushies then

I do love seeing your butt in diapers

Almost 600 days locked🔒..
What’s one to do with ?? @rubberdogaros.bsky.social

His Sir allowed this😈🐾

Watching da airplanes!

I swear to fucking god I may be the only person to be in an abusive relationship with the US Census Bureau

What about this Monday

Yesssssss if you were at code on Saturday I was there

No sadly these were made against ABU’s wishes. The manufacturer got a cease and desist after roughly 50 were made on demand. So there’s a few of us out there that have different ABU pamp design speedos but you sadly cannot order any more.

No of course not! It’s Chicago!

I do not do a good job at beach. I lost 2 vapes to the sand yesterday. Rest in power.

My job is beach

“I have to come up with a fursona, temporarily” -My friend Nathan rn

Can someone please explain how it is 2025 and people still don’t know how to get on and off the damn plane

Sorry I just took up the nic again it’s gonna be like this for a couple weeks

How about you bin-go to the changing table so we can get you into something drier?

Dear Allstate Insurance:

I’m not very likely to buy your insurance, but I’m especially unlikely to buy it if you call me repeatedly right as I’m about to cum scrolling through Bluesky.

Sincerely,

Espy

Please tell me that the owners of Taco, cat resident of Halsted N of Roscoe, are on here and can tell me that he’s allowed to wander the streets of Lakeview freely so I stop worrying about him when I see him. I want to return him home but neighbors keep telling me he’s allowed to roam free so I dont

Goddamnit I commented the same thing before looking to see what the other comments were

Oh we fuck with hue light fixtures

The puppy photos in question