Ollie Ollie, BIG Kid!

i'm still thinking of a question but i do wanna show you this outfit bc it reminded me of your jammi posting bsky.app/profile/moch...

tmi Tuesday? 👀

summarizing highguard as just bad imo, while efficient, doesn't get across the full depth of what a strange experience highguard is as a game and the unmatched confusion leading up to release

i kinda see it as similar to the oblivion remake 'sneak release'

fjhfhjs THE GROUNDFOOOOOPS 😭

it's like groundhog day came early, but this little guy smells a little funny when he peeks up out of his cozy hole...

hi puddle, you're great C:

!!! CRISP, FRESH, BRIGHT, LOVE ITTT

underneath the watchful stars ✨

The brainwashing doesn't stop just because he's fully brainwashed. You thought once they gave in there'd be some kind of release? Hell no. That man is staying strapped to the chair where he belongs and he's gonna stay there

look sometimes i try to type a post while working and

it is like i'm fishing in play-doh then have to handmake a sentence bit by bit lmao

*oyakodon, i'm a fraud

i typo'd, it's *oyakodon!

it's a chicken and egg rice bowl

BIG BRAIN

BIG BRAAAAAIN

it's tragic being good at making food that kinda comes out as gloop, i make a killer onyakodon but flop the presentation 😭

from your pacifier it usually sounds the same though!

"mmn-mmnph!"

just ordered a rilakumma sweater on sale from them thanks to you, i would kill for you

Blue says I can do anything I wanna do, and I wanna pee more!

debating the circumstantial comparative hotness of mommy vs mama depending on exact situation

When the onesie matches the pamp. 😅

Finally feenished wiff dis comm foar @chronokitten.bsky.social !! :3

(Sorry I didn’t like how the reflection in the tile looked ^^ )

i got it from HEB :D i dont think it's store brand though :?

BREAD POCKET BREAD POCKET BREAD POCKET!!!!

do you ever like, get hype for a specific thing you're gonna cook later

i got this raspberry chipotle jelly i can't wait to spread on sandwiches...

two part comic of an adult Rain (coyote) with a paci in their maw saying "Right, Right This has been fun but I dont think i'm 5 anymore"

Rain sucking on the paci with their eyes closed, while someone off screen says "Rain. Haha. you are SO not an adult". She responds through the paci "an whysh thad?"

A much younger rain, as a toddler suddenly realizing the paci in their maw and exclaiming "OOOOH WOAH YEAH I GUESS I'M 5 AGAIN ... AGAIN"

You ever forget that you have a paci in bc you forgot you were 5? cwasy.

#art

Any weekend plans? Oh, just the usual - gonna get the boys together, crack some beers, lock everyone in chastity, tape them in double thick diapers, and collapse into an orgy of hot, heavy, soaked diapers, loaded seats, grabbing and hefting and squeezing with no chance of release

...How about you?

A special gift for a special birthday bunny~ <3
@zhayde.bsky.social

hfhjfsj IM SORRY THE IMAGE OF A BROKEN DIAPER VENDING MACHINE TURNED ONTO ITS SIDE IS PEAK COMEDY I CAAAANT

#fickle_chatter

Oh to be a hypnotist's little pet project they like to show off their work

having to explain before the scene "Now here's the part where you bounce me on your knee, but like I'm an adult who got his brain absolutely destroyed by a purple dinosaur determined to trap him in a second toddlerhood"

hufhfhjf;;

i-if i'm always showing up right on time for the next episode in all my matching clothes (and thick crinkly poofy DIAPERS just for big kid fans of the show), i don't think i can really

prove they don't always stay in my brain;;

Cartoon character that has no frame of reference where it doesn't have that control over you.