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Today is my birthday! I actually totally forgot until my friend messaged me lmaoooo

I need help with bills this month; i don’t want presents but I would like to get some groceries for the week!

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people aren’t talking about sheep enough

you need to have wool between your ears you need to be hoofpilled you need to be thinking about delicious dewy grasses

"I hope this email finds you well"

Yeah well I sincerely hope this email finds you at your desk, rocking back and forth in a thick, mushy diaper, glazed look in your eyes, and drool all down your chin

Oh did I mention I slipped hypno tapes onto your office computer last night?

A landscape of a old derelict city with odd architecture set beside a mountain range and an inky black river. The sky blends into Ink's face with the moon being transposed for their eye as if they and the landscape are one and the same.

Welcome, adventurer.
Opportunity awaits.
Enter the Inkwell.

Seize your triumph.
Confront your doom.
Write your fate.

Be worthy of tall tales.

🎨 @wahredpanda89997.bsky.social

IDK what the German word for a Lalafel is but I hope it's Kartoffelchen

Authoritative overruling statements that just bulldoze through your thoughts, commandeer your actions, anmd retell your memories.


Mmmmm~

Idjshsh WAIT HUH?! @////@

For good C:

You’ll make such a good, empty drooling toy Coob.

Adorably stiff, poseable, and mindless.

Muffled grunts from under a mask because your mouth can’t make full words anymore 😵‍💫

Drooling. Empty. Gone.

But definitely better this way.

Oh to have my consciousness wiped by too many colors and sounds and sensations and left twitching and mumbling in a smooth seamless suit

...When telling your friends about your hyper-specific, hypnotically reinforced fantasy that's designed to suppress your adult consciousness for the rest of your life goes ̶w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ right

Okay, make believe time is over.

You can stop imagining that now and go back to real life where you can barely read this and thinking is getting harder and harder by the second.

Go back to the start.

I know reading is hard, but you can do it.

Sound out each word.

Imagine it's being read to you.

Imagine it's storytime.

Read every single line.

Sometimes you'll get stuck. Because reading is hard.

You can read those lines again.

Slowly.

✨️Don't✨️ make it to the end.

The phishing emails btw they came up with were fucking golden and my personal top titles were:

“Local Labor Statistics and You: Pawn a Pawn”

“It‘s Your Dad: Can You Pick Up Groceries”

“Your Cybersecurity Firm is Calling“

There was no role, just the stone cold immediate deduction the spectrum salesmen going to their homes HAD to be blood-addicted parasites and they planned from there idkshshsh

Remembering the time in a vampire campaign I ran that my funny fanged fuckers correctly guessed the door-to-door salesman visiting their havens during the day were ghoul spies

And then started a counter campaign using phishing emails to track down an elder then kill him via gas leak accident

Ok, but being stuck in a baby car seat sounds very adorable even if you are too big for it

IT WAS A REALLY GOOD LIKENESS I CANNTNTJH

late night confession my toxic trait is remembering wrinkled up celebi in the movie and laughing bc it looked like a bad fridge onion

So diaper dependent that I need warning labels on my pamps. 🙈

A diapered Miqo’te with shortalls, a sweater, and a pacifier lying down on a changing mat, their diaper is completely full and on display as they have their legs raised. They have two debuffs, diaper bound and heavy. Dialogue reads: “Can I just get an Esuna… please..?” “You mean a change?” “>///<“

Yeah, we ain't makin it out the raid tier with this one…

🎨: @shadyadi.bsky.social

#abdl #diaper #messydiaper

its greed sickens me

Help. Mmphhhzzz 😖

Awww look!

Do you feel your little caged nub straining under the layers of powder and padding—sorry, DIAPERS?

Do you feel how tight the buckle of your pacifier gag is knowing all your cute fussiness is just going to sound so…infantile?

You’re a little baby diaper fuck aero. That’s not changing c:

It's easy to sink down when you feel that firm push on your shoulders from someone who's simply Better than you, even if you didn't know they were there a few moments ago.

Yes of course you'll give them your friend's address before your brain's too leaky to remmeber it ever again.

Hypno alt

Partner coming home expecting a night of casual baby time just to find their big dumping their pants with the widest, drooling grin in a playpen

Still in the middle of making their grunting, eye-rolling stickies and reaching with drool soaked mittens to their sibling, who already is sinking down 🫠

Hey, y’all, Changethatdiaper1995 here, back at the changing table again for another really exciting diaper change we have a very stinky puppy on the table today and as you can see he is nice and buckled down, but first a word from today’s sponsor, Manscaped.

Instaloss personality-rewriting a wholesome abdl big+middle/little couple, making them both your own helplessly dependant pantsfillers for the weekend, making a mess of the place.

It's permanent for them, of course. Full bad end.

You just leave and find another couple next week. Rinse and repeat 🎶

I think we should focus more on our pink widdle princess puppy!

The cutest little diapercuck pup who seems to be bouncing *a LOT* lately.

You know, the longer you wear your cage and diapers…the more you get used to it.

I bet pretty soon it’ll feel wrong to not wear them.