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ring the bells from dusk till dawn! pound the drums! hold your neighbors hand and sing in chorus! dick cheney is dead! the scourge of iraq, reaper of a million souls, never shall he wage a war again!

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

his charming smile belies the heart of a conquerer

no babe it’s fine.. i just don’t know what the fuck ur problem is

i think theres a difference between nostalgia and reminiscing-

nostalgia's built off the -algia root, which means pain- nostalgia is the lament that things aren't as we remember them being

reminiscing can be nostalgic, but it can also just be gratitude expressed for experiences we've had

Sure, skeletons are scary, but a body without a skeleton is much scarier

andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE: Cheerleader in the full outfit with arms up holding pom poms, but she’s horizontal, lying prone on a couch in what appears to be a therapy session with a therapisty person next to her in a chair, sitting up taking notes. MY CAPTION: "Give me a Zoloft."

This has got to be the one, The New Yorker.

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY YALL!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you

todays biblical holocaust kill count is brought to you by gloo, krunt, fleckD, and PeepL

I feel like "we've made an app that gives people psychosis and here's how many people we've sent insane" is past late-stage capitalism. It's some new stage of previously unforeseen horrors beyond human imagination.

No shade I ain’t seen an ugly baby in a minute, yall been doing good #keepitup

If you are a journalist or pretending to be one, I am begging you to unlearn the phrase "growing concerns"

did daylight ask to be saved?

i think you’re right, and this is coming from a place of curiosity without judgement. and my assumption that sonic kinks go farther afield than other franchises may not be founded

done

how do i get notified when you do?

what happens if you take estrogen and testosterone at the same time?

can someone who understands human psychology explain to me why sonic the hedgehog specifically became a lightning rod for supernatural kinks, mpreg, inflation, vore and the like?
#sonic

What American wars would you have volunteered to fight in? 4 P-Hustle 1 point 12 hours ago [-1 The Indian Wars, the Phillipines, Haiti and Nicaragua in the 1920's, Vietnam, Nicaragua and El Salvador again in the 80's. As for would have, I "did" for Iraq and would love to get to the Ghan. Small wars are pretty enjoyable. It's the big ones, with days of artillery fire and inhuman brutality that take the fun out of fighting. But small wars (and Iraq and Afghanistan are indeed small wars) provide the rush of small combat actions along with the intellectual challenge of building personal relationships and infrastructure within the local community. Small wars are thinking wars, which I much prefer over the bloody slugfests of great power conventional warfare. Oh, and the revolution, because I'm Amuuurican. permalink context

So these are the wars Plattner would have volunteered to be in and like I do not for the life of me understand what we are doing here??

calves got booty cheeks

You are Gooning on Stolen Land

'Nepo baby' Zohran Mamdani wanted to appear tough' against Andrew Cuomo: body expert By Emily Crane October 17, 2025 | 8:56am ET

In Post-world, the dim and mean son of a governor is not the nepo baby

Oops! All Kings

RIP D'Angelo, the greatest singer since Marvin departed. Who took the grit & attitude of hip-hop & alchemized it into angelic voodoo. He condensed the human condition - sex, suffering, addiction, love, oppression - into pure transcendence. A comet emitting blinding light & soul.

every day the men of our great nation lace up for the race to the bottom

Any author worth their salt should be able to put together five words which will, upon scanning them, kill any reader on the spot.