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Art sometimes. Discourse often. Shitpost constantly. ๐Ÿšซ No AI / NFTs / crypto / cops / TERFs / scolds https://linktr.ee/smeghead art feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6nmsa6kgrmd56up6cvixr56/feed/aaadk6znvdmo2 #!smegart

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Can't sleep, tree will eat me

27.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use the kettle whenever I need hot or boiling water, which is a lot? Tea, certain coffee prep (French press, Aeropress, pour over), instant ramen, making broth from bouillon, etc etc

27.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

26.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoooo Mister Mosquito

26.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For what it's worth, this is confusing to a large proportion of Americans as well

26.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Wow, ____ is just like living under the Roman empire!" If you'd read PKD, you'd know the empire never ended. He was insane, and high AF, but he was right.

26.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow he has British and Australian flags in his profile??

26.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a trench coat is standing in the dark with the words `` nobody understands cricket '' written below him . Alt: Raphael, an anthropomorphic turtle in a trenchcoat, complains that the sport of cricket is incomprehensible
26.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SHEMP

26.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not Hereditary. JFC, anything but Hereditary.

26.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I expected it to be just a joke of a movie but it was really great

26.10.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the Goose because I won't talk to you

26.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe they tried to trick us into exercising like this, or that they did it again and made it work with the Wii 20 years later

25.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking "that looks easy enough to flip" but then I read your alt re: lefties. Looks like something Michael Hedges would have used to make the rest of us feel inadequate.

25.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you suppose his nips are square like his eyes

25.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We stan a Stratos but even more than that, that soundtrack rules

25.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sexy [not showing your recent searches based on your settings]

25.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckin peerless

25.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ApolloDragon card from a Bandai CCG

ApolloDragon card from a Bandai CCG

Onyx Prime art "by" Pat Lee

Onyx Prime art "by" Pat Lee

25.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much great talent in this franchise and that one man screwed nearly all of em

25.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might not believe this lil fella, but it'll cure your asthma too

25.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A plate of waffles

A plate of waffles

Hey look at me, I'm Jay dot bee sky dot team

25.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her name was Ashli, slate

25.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're not gonna believe this but I love space

25.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither catgirl nor puppygirl but a secret third thing

24.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell

24.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird, I think that happened to a friend recently too. @pengarr.postes.club โ€” are you still getting talk-blocked?

24.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I pass

24.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your head hurts, maybe your feet won't

24.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a soft digital painting of multiple girls in uniforms and bare feet climbing trees and standing in a creek, in browns, purples, greens and yellows.

a soft digital painting of multiple girls in uniforms and bare feet climbing trees and standing in a creek, in browns, purples, greens and yellows.

a digital painting with an inked line over it of a bunch of young adults talking to each other around coffee tables covered in beer and wine bottles; the colours are mostly red and grey; at the center a single girl is spotlit and she looks pretty disaffected despite how animated everyone is around her.

a digital painting with an inked line over it of a bunch of young adults talking to each other around coffee tables covered in beer and wine bottles; the colours are mostly red and grey; at the center a single girl is spotlit and she looks pretty disaffected despite how animated everyone is around her.

Two more style tests studying photos this time; i think I'm finding something reproducible with my current process that I'm excited about!

24.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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