Va'rael

She cicatrix on my maledictum till I KHORNE

Dr.Jekyll was two-spirit and thus a queer icon

Need a lady build like a brick shithouse to sit on me rn

"My son turned out alright" my sister in christ your son responds to "pspspsps" and calls me mommy

Rami Malek? More like ram me, Mr.Malek

My snek does this but it's with her pauk yablaka. Look at the little friend down there (the sniping has devolved into a firefight)

My Pastel magenta and red ball python fursona "Va'rael" in the style of a crying screaming cat meme with tears in her eyes

"There's no training like the trying"
I repeat to myself with tears in my eyes as I take over the controls of a skeletonized Cessna 310 after the pilot, who had previously been flying thirty million dollars of cocaine to Albania, had an intracerebral hemorrhage.

Are genderfluid people pronouns Schröding/her?

What, competition is stiff? Alright I'll suck them off then.

Buckshot roulette makes me want to pick up smoking fr

I love eating hollow-peened toads

Spelling out your dead name, one letter at a time, on the phone in front of your pubby bf so he doesn't start growling and barking at it.

I just asked a twink why he was gay and he just fucking meowed at me?

Matpat has pancreatic cancer

Im going to the ISS to steal the catalytic converter to buy more crack

Necromunda? Yeah he be giving me neck from unda deez nuts

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I'm happy to report the steadfast strength of my will at this time.
The taunting voices in the corners and the darkness between empty spaces will not tempt me into my rabid malady this night.
Pray that I may continue to receive divine aid in these matters.

Is a hearse like a camper van to a vampire?

Gays making straight characters is cultural appropriation

Suffocation, no breeding? I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

Elon musk is the 40 million dollar virgin

I love metal gear, I wish zanzibar were a real place

I went to take an autism diagnosis test and I was just given links to helmets I could buy on Amazon?? What did she mean by that

Bad bitches be having toes

If it don't stank I don't want it
Got cats following me down the street
Cthulu ate my pussy
This shit ain't nothin to me, man
It must be because snakes don't have ears that i misheard who the fuck you think you're talking to.
I got that scarlet rot kush loaded up and ready to snap
dont fuck with me

The liberals are trying to force diversity in my stocks. Can't stand the woke mob smh

Breake thine teeth upon mine member, you heathenish pagan

The Royal Game of Ur The famous race board game played by the kings and queens of ancient Ur.

lizzychoppe.bsky.social fully endorses the royal game of Ur!

This board game was released >4500 years ago and the rules were translated/extrapolated from a 177 BC babylonian cuneiform tablet by irving finkel
Now for sale at the british museum or online at the link!