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When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

10.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 β€’ S1 E18 β€’ 44 min
Also, we proposed a idea how to do a end run on vote by mail. Concept is based on what Trump proposed. When you vote, you check everyone's citizenship as well as voter ID.
In a vote by mail state, you might be able to check citizenship during voter registration. You can send copies of your passport and your birth certificate in.
How in the world are you going to check our voters?
Voter ID, right? Vote by mail. So that creates a problem for Oregon.
But if federal government new requirement is to check both, and if Oregon can comply with the requirements, what would happen to our election result? I'm talking about the entire federal delegation.
For federal elections, we're talking about only federal elections.
COMMON SENSE
Vascluar

Ep. 18: September to Remember October 6 β€’ S1 E18 β€’ 44 min Also, we proposed a idea how to do a end run on vote by mail. Concept is based on what Trump proposed. When you vote, you check everyone's citizenship as well as voter ID. In a vote by mail state, you might be able to check citizenship during voter registration. You can send copies of your passport and your birth certificate in. How in the world are you going to check our voters? Voter ID, right? Vote by mail. So that creates a problem for Oregon. But if federal government new requirement is to check both, and if Oregon can comply with the requirements, what would happen to our election result? I'm talking about the entire federal delegation. For federal elections, we're talking about only federal elections. COMMON SENSE Vascluar

Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 β€’ S1 E18 β€’ 44 min
So entire federal delegation, congressmen and senators could be challenged, could be unseated because you didn't follow federal requirements to elect them. So I said the trade-off is worth it. You know why?
Democrats control two Senate seats out of six congressional seats. We only control one. They control five.
You talk about trade-off, right?
COMMON SENSE
Sanctuany

Ep. 18: September to Remember October 6 β€’ S1 E18 β€’ 44 min So entire federal delegation, congressmen and senators could be challenged, could be unseated because you didn't follow federal requirements to elect them. So I said the trade-off is worth it. You know why? Democrats control two Senate seats out of six congressional seats. We only control one. They control five. You talk about trade-off, right? COMMON SENSE Sanctuany

Two big GOP activists from Oregon were in DC last month for meetings with Trump admin officials. On their podcast they talk about a plan they discussed to nullify the results of Oregon's 2026 federal elections. Pass federal voter ID law, then refuse to seat OR delegation because OR didn't comply.

09.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2019    πŸ” 1073    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 67

hahahaha

09.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gavin newsom is a fascist

08.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

under no circumstances will i vote for gavin newsom for any position

07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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grow upppp

06.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will log off forever before I sign on to Mastadon

06.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1476    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 14

you made the last one up surely nobody is actually saying that. please tell me you made it up

05.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every employee of bluesky is a right wing person who was friends with charlie kirk and is friends with jesse singal. in other words, fascists

05.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoda Latino

05.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2420    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 23

who is charlie kirk

05.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you are dumb

05.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

04.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but he's also insanely antisemitic so

04.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

first song is unambiguously good I'll stand by that. the rest would HONESTLY be not bad/good with better lyrics. but holy shit those lyrics lmao

03.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lowkey the charli diss song kinda goes. they'll kill me for saying this though

03.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.

03.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2768    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 32

no it doesn't

03.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone remember charlie kirk

02.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my fucking god this cannot be real

02.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

01.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got my dad to watch Sorcerer by saying @jesawyer.bsky.social likes it and dad thought it was amazing. cinema is alive

29.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

28.09.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 829    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 30

it wouldn't have mattered so much if the supreme court didn't give themselves the power of judicial review. they were supposed to be kind of a footnote. but of course they did and they aren't so...

27.09.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

27.09.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4880    πŸ” 1805    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 109

genuinely dk how people have right wing friends. they're nasty ass people

27.09.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro is just sayin stufffffff

26.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

white guy who says he's 1/8th sentinelese

26.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the political policy cure for β€œmale loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

26.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11754    πŸ” 3145    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 127

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