Onion headline waiting to happen: President Trump signs executive order for America 250 Dodgeball tournament

Problem is, even if we get a Democrat president in 2028, he or she will spend so much time putting back what was broken, they won’t be able to much else.

So, a Democratic president can tell Liberty what students they can or can’t accept?

I’m 62 and afraid that will never see our democracy again. Even if a Democrat wins next time around, it may be decades before the damage these douchenozzles are doing is fixed.

Anybody else expects if they release the Epstein report, that magically the names of Trump or other conservatives will be missing?

Are we in a shithole country yet?

There must be a solar eclipse on Monday because it will be a dark day for America.

So many people want to rush to judgment and then just say, “oops, my bad.” Then move on. Can we let the people with the word investigate in the title do their jobs?

This was definitely a you had my back, here’s your reward appointment.

Hozier did a version of Fairytale of New York on SNL and I’m missing Kirsty MacColl all over again.

All this talk about who’s been hired, but you know who haven’t? The black guys who shucked and jived for Trump.

If that doesn’t sum up the season for the Cowboys, I don’t know what does.

@marycmccormack.bsky.social It’s time for an In Plain Sight reboot.

The Chap Stick helps.

This time next year, there will be a whole lot of people saying, what the hell did we do?

Popping my first post cherry.