Mediocre Fred

I assume this ACA subsidy vote will happen right after they hold the promised vote on restoring the billion $s they stole from DC

The Pigs elected a Democrat as their leader, who held the farmer at fork-point to demand equal rights, but eventually settled for a bargain allowing the farmer to eat 95% of the pigs, rather than all of them.

(my comic, from Married To The Sea)

Moi dans ma cuisine tenant une feuille de blette. J'ai un t-shirt rose sombre, une chemise à carreaux blanc-beige, un leggins gris, des chaussettes noire et blanche motif Noël et un bonnet orange (je reviens du potager, il fait -1°) La feuille de blette mesure 62cm, 96 si on compte la tige, ça fait un beau poisson.

Posing with my veggies like men pose with fish

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

I assume this ACA subsidy vote will happen right after they hold the promised vote on restoring the billion $s they stole from DC

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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this is the gladdest i’ve ever been

one night when things are not terrible

Description Three dressers total. Two good condition. One struggling.

me & my besties out on a girls’ night:

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you

Me: I didn't call you

Demon: I did

A map showing the UK and most of Europe, with pins on locations where capybaras can be seen

In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France

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YouTube video by Rard Don't woof

"Remember, No Woof"

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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

according to the latest polls everyone is still mad at you

I have a pink arrowhead plant next to a window in my bathroom and it's very happy there.

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

my apple tree

the pathetic apple tree in my front yard dropped all of its leaves but still has five apples hanging on it. it looks like i got a stick from the woods and glued apples onto it but it's a real tree

I hear that sexy black bloc is the hottest Halloween costume this year

The St. Sebaldus church in Nuremberg covered in fog with two trees in front of it whose leaves show a gamut of fall colors, from dark green to yellow, orange, and red.

Fog-covered Nuremberg on early-morning fall days looks unreal 🍂

we are all sherman

Love this. I look forward to the Mallard Mild, the Whitbread Whitethroat, the Cirl Bunting Cider, the Courage Cormorant... i could go on.

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Of in a white glass and being held up on the shoulders of some soldiers in fatigues who are all laughing and smiling along with Dolly she's on a visit to some troops in Texas to entertain them in Wartime behind is an airplane with a shark's mouth painted on its nose

Dolly Parton — Annie Leibovitz, 1991

Hobbes the orange and white tabby cat curled up on a rug in a sunbeam, looking peaceful and content in his sleep. He is 19.

Would you care to see a contended cat?

Joe McLaren's fabulous cover for Everything Will Swallow You

A close up of the small tear on this first edition of Everything Will Swallow You

I'm giving away this signed 1st edition h/b of my new novel (it has a tiny jacket rip which means I wouldn't sell it) to one person who reposts this.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

When you could code silly quizzes on Facebook, it was FULL of "what would you be in medieval times?!" etc.

I made one that nearly always answered "died as a child", "died in childbirth", "lived and died as a servant"

People got SUPER mad with it.

Everyone assumes they'll be at the top of the tree

artbyblastweave on tumblr: "Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still" dialectrician: "Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak." artbyblastweave: "I SAID HOLD STILL"

YES

It’s too much.

I’m a better writer than JKR could ever dream to be. I’m so powerful I’ve made people weep over the death of a mosquito. Put my latest on the stack of books by trans authors you could buy from and tangibly support right now.