It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
one page rpg:
winston churchill vs one otter
you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass
This guy looks like if Cillian Murphy and Zach Woods had a baby and then didn't love it.
I’ve been singing this all day
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Oh you fancy. I use the "eyeball it and fuck it up in the process method"
Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?
Ok but why is he bobbing around like that?
THERAPIST: and this one?
ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.
THERAPIST: what about this one?
ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?
THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.
OMG
I need someone to make me a "Hamsters" shirt. @standplaatskrk.pl?
Every post I see about AI makes me think of this video from @eleanormorton.bsky.social "I don't think AI is useful for that company. Well, you'd be right! But we're doing it anyway." www.youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...
I firmly believe that this man’s shirt says “hamsters”
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
This is what should happen if you honk at a pedestrian in a crosswalk or creep forward while they're crossing
Four years ago Russia began it's full scale invasion of Ukraine. They expected it to fall in days. They were wrong. Long live Ukraine.
Thinking about how the British suffragettes committed hundreds of arsons and bombings for no particular reason at all.
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
This is the last thing you have to do before you finish your degree in physics.
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
Ted Cruz can only dream
Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
Jesse v Marvin
Did you infuse it with the smell of popcorn for authenticity?
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 7k) gives me some methodological concerns. They allowed people to rate their pun making as "outstanding" but, statistically, most are sitting indoors at the time
today.yougov.com/topics/socie...
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
