Being 2026 means it's now 20 years since me & my brother made this masterpiece of 2000s Internet fan culture lol
Crazy to think I got a my first job as video editor because I learned on the Internet how to make things like this.
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Being 2026 means it's now 20 years since me & my brother made this masterpiece of 2000s Internet fan culture lol
Crazy to think I got a my first job as video editor because I learned on the Internet how to make things like this.
the "rush" people report from cardio is a THC high; "endorphins have a limited role in the feelings of euphoria specifically related to the runner's high due to their inability to cross the blood-brain barrier, placing more importance in the endocannabinoids instead, which can cross this barrier."
02.02.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the first shiny pokemon i saw when i was a kid i assumed it was a glitch and hard reset my game
even as a child, i assume something good happening to me was a mistake that needed to be corrected
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
02.02.2026 13:31 โ ๐ 666 ๐ 170 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 36this post isn't funny becuase it doesn't actually have a typo btw
01.02.2026 15:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[Dragon Ball DAIMA Spoilers]
Bulma threatening to never take a bath with Vegeta ever again to get him to quit fighting is one of those moments where needing to keep it PG-13 actually ends up *enhancing* the scene beyond what it wouldโve been if it was just โIโll never sleep with you again.โ
Mr. cool ice.
no ICE but CooL ICE
01.02.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you wouldn't download a health care
31.01.2026 19:17 โ ๐ 768 ๐ 79 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1Cigarrest infommercial, 1987
Cigarrest infommercial, 1987
Cigarrest infommercial, 1987
Cigarrest infommercial, 1987
Did anyoneโs parents learn to stop smoking from a magician and how did it go?
31.01.2026 06:07 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 2In the book "Back-Alley Abortion: A Rhetorical History", Emily Winderman examines the phrase back-alley abortion to denote the bad old days when almost all abortions in the USA were performed illegally.
31.01.2026 04:16 โ ๐ 295 ๐ 103 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 8Until a couple of years ago we had a cat called Ringo. Last week we finally felt ready for a new feline friend. So we got kittens: two girls. In Ringoโs honour, the children have named them John and Paul.
30.01.2026 19:12 โ ๐ 375 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0Why the fuck would I take a pay cut
30.01.2026 22:22 โ ๐ 1572 ๐ 115 ๐ฌ 92 ๐ 3digital art. crude painting of a cat shaking their head up and down causing blurring and their eyes to repeat. looks like they have 10 eyes
a cat shaking their head up and down causing blurring and their eyes to repeat. looks like they have 10 eyes
cat
30.01.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 1734 ๐ 358 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 13Photo of an off white lichen that had a surface that looks like brain folds. Most of the lichen is relatively flat but in the centre of the photo a relatively round ball of brainy growth.
A brainy-looking scattered rock posy (Rhizoplaca subdisrepens) lichen with and even brianier growth. NWT, Canada.
#lichen #fungi #fingifriends
Photo covers about 3cm, left to right,
Yes, N95s DO work at preventing airborne pathogen spread๐
www.newser.com/story/382678...
i keep attempting to summon the spirit of robert heinlein to explain what grok means now
but isaac asimov keeps showing up and asking if we can "grab broads' keisters" through the computer yet
Two words, one cup
30.01.2026 01:09 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The olive plantation | Dorrit Black
1946, Oil on canvas
What devs want vs what this website is actually for
29.01.2026 01:55 โ ๐ 690 ๐ 128 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 2ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!
Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.
Heโs been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.
His health is declining.
Public outrage might save his life.
Say his name:
guarantee bernie has done shrooms. who else
29.01.2026 06:37 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0pulled pork is goated when remembering to throw all the ingredients in the slow cooker six hours ago is the vibe
28.01.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 151 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 2Chrysanthemum and loquat | Qi Baishi
28.01.2026 17:56 โ ๐ 39 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Rainbow Warrior, the official Greenpeace computer game. Where at one point you have to hang around a sewage outlet pipe and eat shit. Which pretty much sums up this game.
26.01.2026 22:46 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1the chamberpot of secrets
28.01.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0foobar
27.01.2026 20:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0