Inosuke Hashibira

Ooh, are we havin’ lunch? Perfect timin’!
(He plops down next to her and starts going to town on a box of tempura.)

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a black hat ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a black hat

//ayy congrats!

Then how’re they gonna LEARN not to bully people! Sometimes people like Gonpachiro aren’t the best role models for contexts like this!

I know what to do with bullies! They’re demons in disguise!

Fuck ICE.
Is there literally anything else to say beyond just that?
Yes. I believe that while we are angry and mourn now, they, and those that let them be in the spot they are, will fade into the sands of time eventually.
Don’t give in now, it’s the least you can do.

Separated from your old crew too, huh?
(A boar head pops out of the ground besides Mario.)

The mountain god doesn’t have time to learn what your weird words mean, I have to do my mountain god duties!

//this is the range it’s at, might be the case tho

Stro.
Big snowstorm coming in tomorrow, yall stay safe now :)

Huh? Did you open a portal for demons to come out or somethin’?

(Skidding to a stop, Inosuke realizes he won’t catch up to her at this rate. He walks off, muttering to himself.)
You win this one, sword throwing weirdo.

OC/Crossover Friendly, no taboo, pedo/zoos DNI

Stro.
It’s a shortened form of Stro Bro, a nickname Homestar Runner gives Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email “Four Branches”

Otaku Potato: A Predator In Victims Clothing I've had just about enough of Otaku Potato and these games he likes to play. Where he pretends to be the victim. Where he pretends that he isn't the disgusting piece of shit that he is. So okay Otaku....

Oasis

Hey Otaku, what's up? You wanna play? Let's fucking play you pedphilic piece of shit Zoophile. Hop off my fucking platform

Below is a document debunking Otaku Potatoes claims against me and my friends and proving he's a Zoophile and a Pedophile. Enjoy

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Stro.
Good. Get out

(Digging past the guards, he is no longer surrounded, and now is in hot pursuit of Princess Vanderbilt.)

C’mon! That’s not fair!
For you!
(He leaps up, and burrows into the ground, and is now digging around the princess and her serfs wildly.)

(Still screaming, he runs over, grabs his other sword, and proceeds to start barreling at her with both swords raised in the air. It’d be in her best interest to bail.)

(Inosuke is livid as the princess has just yeeted one of his swords God knows where, a scream of pure rage conveying everything she needs to know about how the mountain god feels.)

OH, YOU WANNA GO?!

(He opens his eyes and is instantly up, usually screaming at the sky.)

THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!

//from Bible!

Hehehe…

Im a man who can disjoint all his limbs!
You can also call me a demon slayer, and should call me…
The god of the mountains!

(He enters a fighting stance, blades at the ready.)
Challenge accepted!

You think that deters me!
Check this out!
(He twists himself into a pretzel before leaping up in that state, relocating the limbs he dislocated to strike the aforementioned pose mid air.)

Ooh! Thanks, red minion!
(Inosuke dons his new hat over his mask, and runs out of the house into the night.)

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I ‘unno, you were doing something fun and I thought I’d just do it too!
Y’know, like how normal people do, right?