𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨!!!

//my interpretation is that after Mario went into that pipe in SMG4: The End, he's sorta just been going around on his own and hasn't really seen any of the cast (except Luigi) since then

"...I miss SMG4... And the rest of my friends..."

The idea that Mario is actually pretty smart, but he just plays dumb because that's what people know and love him for. It's something I'm debating on canonizing here

Watch the video if you want to know the details, it's pretty good
youtu.be/sQ_uABo-NXE?...

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Hoo-hoo, hello! It's-a me, Mario!"

Too late, he's freaking out now

"Oh no... Bowser, DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN???"

A pause with a shocked face, before answering

"Hey! What's your deal with Mario!?"

Mario kept chasing, although he was starting to slightly slow down. Remember, this guy is a fatass, and therefore if you run for long enough, you should be able to outrun him

I am the warrior you’ve heard of in legends.

Pure of heart and awakened by fury. That’s what I am.

𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐍, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔‼️‼️‼️

 

⠀⠀# #mvrp × #rpsky × #invinciblerp × #comicrp

 

H-huh!? W-what happened!?

T-this place is… new…

I’m sure it’s fine!

I’m just excited to be here!

"hmm... Oh!"

Mario proceeds to whip out a pair of sunglasses

"Maybe your horse sensed how cool and awesome Mario is!"

"DON'T FUCKING FUN AWAY FROM ME!!!"

There he goes, giving chase

Mario would feel insulted by the comment, turning to the cloaked man

"Hey! Mario's not garbage!"

"NOBODY INSULTS SPAGHETTI!!!"

Mario's officially lost the plot by this point

"oh boy! The McDonald's that lady pointed me to was great! Mario's full and satisfied!"

"...I don't get why people were screaming and running though, what was their problem?"

"RAAAAGH"

Mario's positively FURIOUS at the remark, spazzing out in classic SMG4 fashion. He then pulls out the WALUIGI LAUNCHER, aiming and firing it

Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear

"Uh... Hello?"

Mario's looking up at the horse, shaking a little from fear

"Uh... Hello?"

A few seconds of silence...

Suddenly, he poses

"Hello! It's-a me, Mario!"

"Hmm..."

"...I don't think so, that's a good idea! I'll try that next time!!!"

Uh oh. I don't think you should've said that. Cue a thousand yard stare from the plumber

"...what"

Of course, there's no data, as Mario isn't a Pokemon

This was enough to get Mario's attention however, as he stopped walking, looking at the pair with his signature derp eyed stare

// an attempt at a PERMANENT pinned!

// indie portrayal of my OC, Edd! He will probably never tell you his last name.

"HUH? HOW COULD YOU FORGET??? WE MADE A WHOLE SERIES!"

"Don't you remember when Shrek came out of the pot and started causing havoc around the restaurant?"

"Oh yeah, Mario tried that... But it broke out of the ball and started beating Mario up!"

"AAAH!"

Mario would frantically wake up, looking around with his eyes widened

"WHAT'S-A GOING ON HERE???"