Pup Thunder

Not me going “oh I know who I should send this to” and then seeing who posted it 🤣

The newest innovation in sub technology, they abuse themselves!

Literally the funniest possible outcome today 🤣

Self-CBT?

Even better when it gets dark and the lights are on! I love my living room it’s a total vibe

I have an entire bay window filled with plants!

Ooooh it’s gorgeous!!

I have this one growing right now, I can’t wait for it to get bigger

Love a good monstera!

Had to keep @turbopupper.bsky.social occupied while I caught up on work

(Yes I managed to get lube on my laptop)

What I do when no-one can stop me

I could also not do that 😘

Nothing else to do but gear up on a Friday night!

For real though! I wanted my nonsense single fry!

So I did not get my single French Fry but I did get a $0.02 refund

About to see what this leads to

Gladly 😜

I did the same thing last night

10/10 photographer

Thank you! He’s the best 😁

Me and my favorite dog @turbopupper.bsky.social

Bad news the one I’m gonna put up is even GAYER

I’m the lucky one here 😘

I’ve never been more lucky than to have this dog in my life.

We are doing terrible things like being in Whole Foods

I always say ✌🏻 when @turbopupper.bsky.social takes pictures of me

Being a good hole for @lildexterpup.bsky.social
I've not bottomed for a while and he's biiiiig, hence the noises!

*David Attenborough Voice* but now the industrious duck has found a new home in which to quack

I had an appointment in May where I said to my doctor I was going to Raleigh, NC and he asked what I was doing there and I responded “I believe the medical term is ‘High Risk Homosexual Behavior’” and he didn’t find it nearly as funny as I did

Forgot about a pic from the time @tallglassofoj.org had me at his mercy 😈

Edging is always such a fun experience for all involved! A fave of mine