Sunfarmer 🌄 🥾🍄

Homan is full of 💩.

Should say RUINING America.

He's "bored" of peace. Does nothing for the daily ratings of his World Domination reality show.

I'm calling Mr. Fanone Captain America from now on.

Was that Fanone wearing a t-shirt that said something about killing Nazi's at the hearing?

Republicunts

This'll be Noem's next cosplay costume.

I bet you would. Would you reflexively shoot them too, if you could get away with it? That's called psychopathy, and it's not a character flaw that any LEO, or president for that matter, should have.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

IDK, it looks like an exploded torpedo was just found on a beach in the southern hemisphere. Did an itchy trigger finger accidentaly push a launch button and almost start WWIII?

Nah, that only happens in dystopian comedies...right?

Epstein had Melania first?

Maybe of a single mind like an indoctrinated cult member, but sadly, there are millions of deranged MAGA that are waiting for him to finish his mass deportation plan and destroy the libs. Y'know, Hillary's "deplorables" haven't all croaked yet, but like their savior, their final breath is nigh.

He's kept his promise to her. As empty as it was.

It WAS a bowel blockage!

Greedhead has to get his mitts on everything. 🙄

In other news, ER visits for whiplash increased 100,000% over the weekend in red states.

Is this in case a certain person has an episode and gets lost?

Time to evict the current tenant for illegal and unauthorized use and modification of the people's premises. Fumigation and sterilization of all surfaces recommended.

tl/dr = ADD

A lying, performative POS

Mister Christian doesn't mind that men of the cloth catch paintballs to the head, if only the collar is soiled.

Okay, so we draw this whole slimy spectacle out for the remainder of summer. So be it!

Slightly sweet and peppery to my taste buds. Try not to eat too many but a few flowers raw in a salad or sautéed with half a caramelized onion is delicious 😋

Imagine this scenario with Trump and his trophy wife reminiscing about meeting on the Lolita Express and bragging about their Epsteinth Mile High Club misadventure. Ewwww! Never mind.

Spineless bitch