DJ Beefus™️

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

Banger

manifesting works

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

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@davidbowieub40.bsky.social

I’m actually angry you brought it back

I’ve seen 142 shows since then and 0 2nd Jams

Thanks for nothing!

The real Mr. Worldwide

Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!