Cristian Ramirez

Cristian Ramirez

@cristianramirez.bsky.social

That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez

2,086 Followers 199 Following 6,270 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago

You mean to tell me the dipshits hired by the guy who did multiple Nazi salutes have to use word salad when describing what their job was to avoid saying Nazi shit? wow, who could’ve guessed

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11 hours ago

Anyone saying we need to vote for Newsom 2 years before Dem primaries even happen are not worth your time. Save yourself the headache and just remind them to “Vote blue no matter who,” when he loses the primary in 2028.

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1 day ago

He is fully aware that he can just say anything and it does not matter to his supporters. A president this crazy and dumb would be hilarious if they weren’t getting people killed every day.

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1 day ago

He is fully aware that he can just say anything and it does not matter to his supporters. A president this crazy and dumb would be hilarious if they weren’t getting people killed every day.

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1 day ago

Soon this can be real

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1 day ago

a lone brutalist skyscraper is somehow perfect

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2 days ago
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No better time than International Women’s Day to learn about Latin American resistance and revolutionary actions. From the Arpillera Movement in Chile, to Zapatistas in Mexico, and Sandinistas in Nicaragua. We can fight back and win if we do it together.

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2 days ago

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No better time than International Women’s Day to learn about Latin American resistance and revolutionary actions. From the Arpillera Movement in Chile, to Zapatistas in Mexico, and Sandinistas in Nicaragua. We can fight back and win if we do it together.

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2 days ago

It’s lowkey crazy that International Women’s Day also happens to be the shortest day of the year because of Daylight Saving Time

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3 days ago

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

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4 days ago

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

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4 days ago

If anyone ever tries to push back on saying Platner fucking sucks, here’s a big ol’ bunch of receipts for them.

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5 days ago

Literally every modern political problem

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4 days ago

remember that THE MENU is partially inspired by this guy, and THE MENU had a perfect ending

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5 days ago

Markwayne Mullin sounds like what JK Rowling would name the token southern wizard

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5 days ago

Awfully bold to assume he isn’t among the people who should be worried considering he likes to hang out somewhere with a history of security breach issues

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5 days ago

Joe Rogan has boofed so much HGH that his head is the exact same size as that bust of Lionel Richie in the Hello music video

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6 days ago
The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"
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5 days ago

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

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5 days ago
Two panel image of a kid in a red shirt and yellow pants holding a gun and crying. Text reads, “Kristi Noem's husband when she asks him to do her doggy style:”

This is of course referring to when she bragged in her autobiography about killing a pet dog of hers.

Trump administration did her doggy style

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5 days ago

Me whenever I have even a minor Bluesky banger

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5 days ago

They must be taught!

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5 days ago

No, we’d definitely learn from history rather than repeating it on a 30-40 year cycle forever

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5 days ago

Literally every modern political problem

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5 days ago

Twelfth Night was both my favorite to read and my favorite play I did in High School

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6 days ago
Photo of fundraiser screen for hernia surgery for a kitty she only needs about 1k more!

Hey #catsky!

This kitty is really close to the amount needed for surgery.

If you can pitch in a few dollars or share, her owner would really appreciate it (and so would I!)

Just a few donations would get her there.

chuffed.org/project/emma...

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5 days ago
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See you all there!

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5 days ago

AI is uncool even when used for jokes and "dunking"

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5 days ago

You’re a fucking adult, and trans people need your support more than you need to buy some fucking hufflepuff branded scarf, or watch some shitty tv show. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BoycottHarryPotter

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