I only bought my first car in my 30s and admittedly didn't grasp how much of a difference the age of a car makes to mileage until I upgraded my 1.3L last year to a much newer 2L which gives me nearly exactly the same km/L
There's a really tidy '95 Range Rover in British Racing Green in my neighborhood which I've taken note of bc it is quite a handsome car and as of this morning it's got big chalk writing on all windows that it's for sale, I guess bc a 31yo 4.6L engine is not madly economical
Me revising an essay
it’s international women’s day! could you share or donate a few bucks?
Brining myself (Epsom salt bath)
Need to stress I am not actively browsing Temu for this stuff, it's just that my Instagram algorithm seems to be this face 😏
Fairly good price on a queening stool too, if anyone is in the market
"For yoga", oh I'm sure
Bsky arguably not the most sympathetic audience for complaints about ENM, but this one has been bugging me for six months at least
Really loathe the dating app trend of describing multiple partners as 'comets'. everyone orbits you, you only think about them when they're within your field of view, and the rest of the time they're floating in the cold dark emptiness until you deign to pay attention again? Sounds amazing 😍
A lot of people are trying to get me into the gay hockey player show and I understand why, but the thing is: I already have dating apps on my phone so if I want to see a guy having a minor crisis of sexuality in my lounge I'm actually already sorted
Replaced my kitchen floor and did a backsplash over the summer, got right into it on Boxing Day while listening to a history podcast, went PEAK Dad
On the one hand, beautiful to be so accurately seen and known by so many friends, on the other, laser precision group effort dunk
Five people and counting have sent this to me :')
why are 90% of women's gym fit options rn wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen while the men's are either batman suit with nipples or armholes to your navel
Last week I was in the waiting room at the botox clinic and was like, damn the playlist is really wall to wall 90s bangers, then about 2 seconds later the penny dropped
unfortunately every time I read the new Sabrina Carpenter album title all I can think of is that Groucho Marx quote
When a client is acting up in a booking with a new girl, so you come out of the back room in a dressing gown to sort him out
I suggest that conventionally produced porn has a kind of aura even though it can be reproduced, because it represents one specific occurrence of a sexual act/encounter, unlike AI porn which is unmoored in time and space. I also argue that porn has a "ritual value" (jorkin' it)
New article in Porn Studies! Using Benjamin's theory of aura to explain why I don't think the live-action porn industry will be meaningfully replaced by AI porn www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
You know it means a lot to me when I put my own face on it. lol... Please give what you can. There's no amount too small, every cent helps our artists. There are also other ways you can show your support by sharing the campaign link with your networks. Fafetai Lava. x
www.fafswag.nz/fundraiser
Appreciation to the sex workers for talking to me because they knew this was in the public interest.
And I think we need to have a conversation about some of the wider issues here.
amazing image choice here
this image except 'the same every time' is 5000 grains of white rice
Recently remembered that whenever we went to the Valentines buffet when I was a kid I would just eat 4-5 bowls of plain white rice and nothing else because it was my favourite. How was I not dx'd man
jesus christ dude
Someone asked me yesterday if they could add me on snap. I have memories from the 90s and a big jar of glucosamine on my bedside table. I do not have snapchat
I'm more used to this with writing, but can you start out on paper or a medium which is obviously a draft in order to get yourself unstuck? Even writing DRAFT/PRELIM SKETCH at the top of the paper
The beauticians where I go to have my ass hair lasered off emailing me to celebrate Intl (Working) Women's Day, chefs kiss
