Prose & Pen

#DaddyTrump just accepted a completely made-up “Peace Prize” from FIFA, an organization famous for bribery, giving a trophy to a guy famous for… well, also bribery.

And honestly, the only surprise here is that he’s proudly holding up what is essentially a participation award — in gold, of course.

Breaking news: President Trump has announced he will not be pardoning the Thanksgiving turkeys this year. Instead, for their “own safety,” he’s transferred them to a minimum-security prison.
Apparently the turkeys are expected to serve a light sentence… you know, until they flip.

Food for thought…

Saw this today👇🏽

Tim Cook plans to step down as CEO of Apple next year. I wish Trump would do that.
Of course, I'm comparing apples to oranges.

Just so we're clear, the DOJ is fighting AGAINST the California redistricting effort WHICH VOTERS APPROVED, but is fine with the Texas redistricting that occurred WITHOUT voter input.

The corruption is real folks.

This is what oligarchy looks like:

If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.

If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.

Obscene.

#WannaBeKingTrump shows no compassion to the man who collapsed in the Oval Office today. I mean… is this really the President of the United States or the world’s most self-absorbed wax figure? The guy’s on the floor, fighting for air, and Trump’s probably thinking, “Wow, even he’s falling for me!”

“Electric catapults? What the hell is this deranged lunatic talking about now? Like, did NASA run out of rockets and decide, ‘Screw it, let’s build a giant slingshot’? I’m convinced the man’s entire business model is just inventing increasingly creative ways to throw expensive things really fast.”

The difference between a king and a prince? Well, when a prince gets accused of hanging out with Epstein, he’s stripped of his titles and kicked out of the castle. But when a king gets accused of the same thing—he gets elected president! Because in America, we don’t cancel our royalty…we elect them.

As inflation hits the highest level since #KingWannabe took the throne, His Majesty’s top priority isn’t the economy, it’s making sure the chandeliers in the new ballroom really capture the suffering of the middle class.

I just started writing back up again. I had not been able to write in almost a year. I have a new perspective in my novel now though. How about you? What is your genre

I am writing a fantasy novel about mages and dragons and magic.

I would like to think so. I’m in the middle of writing my first novel

WTH? This is the President of the United States…

If you’re out this weekend and come across a rally just remember 👇🏽 #NoKings

What has this world come to that I'm actually agreeing with MTG?

Let me spell this out real slow: Antifa means anti-fascist. So if you’re anti-Antifa, congratulations — you just signed up for the fascism fan club. Do they give out matching armbands or just coupons for denial?

#NoKings

Imagine being so fragile that a halftime show gives you the vapors, just because it might be in sung in Spanish. You’re clutching your pearls so hard you created your own halftime show. Oh no! What's next? The Puppy Bowl’s gonna feature a Chihuahua, and they’ll call it “woke?”

MAGAnites are absolutely losing it over #CheetosInChief not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, apparently unable to grasp that in the real world, being “nominated” isn’t the same as being awarded, and that the presidency does not automatically come a military parade, or respect from the world.

This whole Bad Bunny thing is crazy. When some so-called red-blooded Americans can’t even understand that Puerto Rico is part of the United States, I just have to scream — yes, it’s been part of the U.S. since before their favorite WWE wrestler was born.

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

This 👇🏽

The Republicans are trying to spin it calling it a “government shutdown.” But if I catch even one Republican on the golf course, I’m gonna call it what it really is: Congress’s all-inclusive summer vacation package. Comes with free whining, no work, and unlimited margaritas.

#CongressWorksForUs

Oh, so #ToddlerTrump went ahead and changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War? Real subtle. Why stop there? Why not just go full toddler and rename the State Department the Department of “No Backsies”?

Republicans in Congress are reportedly pushing a resolution to declare October 14, 2025, as “Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day.” Personally, I prefer the working title: “The Purge of Everything He Did Bad.”

An Emmy-winning show on CBS gets cancelled for “financial reasons”, not because a certain corporate merger might be on thin ice from the guy renting the Oval Office.

Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.

Has anyone noticed that whenever #FirstFelon wants something, he screams like a toddler on Red Bull? But mention the Epstein files and suddenly—poof—he’s quieter than a former model wife with a nondisclosure agreement.

If I were President and the world was calling me out to prove I wasn’t in the Epstein files, I’d release every single, unredacted page. That’s how a totally innocent person acts. Unless, of course, I was in there. In which case, I’d suddenly discover the importance of “national security”