Prose & Pen

This whole Bad Bunny thing is crazy. When some so-called red-blooded Americans can’t even understand that Puerto Rico is part of the United States, I just have to scream — yes, it’s been part of the U.S. since before their favorite WWE wrestler was born.

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

This 👇🏽

The Republicans are trying to spin it calling it a “government shutdown.” But if I catch even one Republican on the golf course, I’m gonna call it what it really is: Congress’s all-inclusive summer vacation package. Comes with free whining, no work, and unlimited margaritas.

#CongressWorksForUs

Oh, so #ToddlerTrump went ahead and changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War? Real subtle. Why stop there? Why not just go full toddler and rename the State Department the Department of “No Backsies”?

Republicans in Congress are reportedly pushing a resolution to declare October 14, 2025, as “Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day.” Personally, I prefer the working title: “The Purge of Everything He Did Bad.”

An Emmy-winning show on CBS gets cancelled for “financial reasons”, not because a certain corporate merger might be on thin ice from the guy renting the Oval Office.

Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.

Has anyone noticed that whenever #FirstFelon wants something, he screams like a toddler on Red Bull? But mention the Epstein files and suddenly—poof—he’s quieter than a former model wife with a nondisclosure agreement.

If I were President and the world was calling me out to prove I wasn’t in the Epstein files, I’d release every single, unredacted page. That’s how a totally innocent person acts. Unless, of course, I was in there. In which case, I’d suddenly discover the importance of “national security”

If it’s perfectly legal, then why do ICE have to roll up in unmarked vans like they’re running a discount kidnapping service and wear masks like they’re afraid someone might recognize them from their high school yearbook?

For the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, the birth of American democracy #TrumpSaddy wants to celebrate with a UFC fight on the White House lawn

What better way to honor American history than with a Pay-Per-View beatdown. That from a guy who thinks gold toilets are classy

Found on the web

Who me?

The GOP just collectively voted to add $4 Trillion to the deficit.

The grifting never stops

Welcome to the UPSA, the United Police State of America, brought to you by a Big, Beautiful Bill™, now with 30% more riot gear and 100% less oversight!

Thanks to MAGA Republicans, our country is no longer a democracy with a Constitution.

Remember to #VoteOutRepublicans before it’s too late.

A mugshot by any other name is still a mugshot.

💯 true. Deport her.

Hey #TrumpSaddy You want a Nobel Peace Prize? Try brokering actual peace, not just taking credit when someone else stops fighting because they ran out of ammo.

#TrumpSaddy takes one mug shot—just one!—and suddenly it’s on T-shirts, coffee mugs, gold-plated NFTs. Like, at this point his mug shot has better distribution than a Taylor Swift album.

But can you imagine if a Obama dropped a mug shot merch line? Republicans would lose their entire minds.

#TACOTrump drops an F-bomb like he’s doing stand-up at a truck stop, JD Vance throws up the middle finger like he’s in a high school parking lot.
When Republicans do it, it’s “authentic.” When Democrats do it, it’s a moral collapse.

#TACOTrump now wants a Nobel Peace Prize. In a bold move for peace, Commander-in-Cheetos just bombed Iran. He’s out dropping bombs like mixtapes and still wondering why Oslo won’t call. Maybe because ‘fire and fury’ isn’t typically a chapter in Conflict Resolution for Dummies.

One of the most idiotic thing to do to a garden

In yet another dazzling display of “Look over here, not over there,” #TACOTrump has installed two brand new flagpoles—because apparently what this country was missing… was more poles.

No purpose, no plan, just good ol’ taxpayer dollars paying for it
And DOGE? Completely silent.

So now #FirstFelon’s pitching his new “phone” as proudly made in the USA—because nothing screams American like a gold-plated burner with parts that definitely didn’t fall off the back of a Shenzhen cargo ship.

Introducing the Trump Phone™, the only phone gold-plated and grievance-enabled.
• Direct line to Fox News.
• No fact-checking—just fast-tracking lies.
• Preloaded with Truth Social, and other right wing media.

It doesn’t drop calls. It drops indictments. Buy today to get an audience with a felon