I wear a medium now. That’s so crazy to me lol

The best part about being single is that I don’t have to put up with it 🤗

Niggas be lying omg lol

Last day of school for the week and a lot of kids chose to stay home 🥹 today should be a breeze

DC has me so fucked up. I got a paper ticket and a ticket in the mail for the same parking violation on the same day 4hrs apart from each other. I wasn’t paying 2 tickets for the same violation in one day so now they tried to double one of the tickets. Foh.

“But yall gonna lose to the _______” every time we win, like are yall not tired? Lmao

Reminder: You get to live in the same time as Saquon Barkley, Philadelphia Eagle 😌

“I want a brother” is crazy. Girl please.

I haven’t stopped laughing lmaoaoao

I’ve been cackling like an evil witch over this Commanders and Dallas game for the last 20 minutes now 😭

Man fuck no lmaoooooo

They be on to me cuz of my phone number lol

The sun came out for my girl 💜🕊️

I didn’t realize my esthetician had a rewards system and I’ve gotten so many waxes that my service today was free. What a great Friday 🥳

When BigXthaPlug sees an old school r&b sample:

They bouta dismiss Trump’s case lmao I called it.

Open Table let me get an account again yay 😂

I forgot how brutal 12-14hr days are during basketball season. Getting home late and still having stuff to handle before I go to bed is making me want to cry omg😭

We won our first scrimmage, yay

That #oscarwinningtears hashtag on TikTok is amazing.

I think I need to find another babysitter

I forgot to wear my apple watch yesterday and I wanted to cry

Love that for us 🤗

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Good morninggggg! I’m in an amazing mood

Now imagine if I just decided that I don’t want to be a parent anymore lol smh society really let men get away with too much when it comes to this parenting shit. Yall not shaming niggas enough for me.

my 2025 news years resolution is to take sleep seriously bc this is ridiculous

I still haven’t been to the metrobar, that’s crazy

If you have a kid around 4-8 years old, The Wild Robot is a great movie that’s in theaters right now. I’m glad they’re already working on a sequel

Ravens lost today, damn 🫠

Movie date with my mini💕