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@1000jas.bsky.social

β€œThis is not a song, it’s a revelation on how to get a niga gone!” Sattire GOMD πŸ’•

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Naw, someone had to drop that joint there wit a crane cause ain’t no mf way

11.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember guys when I say people in DC Metro be on dummy time on the roads. This is what I mean.

Look at this fuckin shit.

11.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Mine STAY on. I’m already blind enough lol

11.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol God forbid a ngger get a lil charity πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are my colleagues able to source pro bono consultants but I’m not. Is it because I’m a ngger???

11.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also this Epstein shit is exposing to their base how they use deflection to take attention away from real issues. The majority won’t fall for that shit anymore.

11.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This 47 degrees feeling like summer

11.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if they get preemptive pardons by Trump, these mfs have state charges pending AS I TYPE.

11.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything on dark mode even my work computer is on dark mode. Idk why people think their eyes won’t eventually have to answer for looking at bright ass white lights all day.

11.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈ All dark everything round here.

11.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really think they’ll never have to answer for this nonsense. The Nazis barely had 10 years of absolute power, and they won’t even get close to that. Someone tell these fcktards that their time is coming!!!

11.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BRUH BONDI SHOULD BE DISBARRED AND PUT IN PRISON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Look at this hoe.

11.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
11.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg don’t let Westside Gunn see the surveillance footage 😭😭😭😭😭😭

11.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I needed one of these but was too busy being one of these.

11.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They want us to starve.

11.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This entire situation is so weird.

11.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me to the NFL cause the rumors are T*ylor Swift is probably gonna be doing the halftime show:

11.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know my chern hate when they see that spaghetti pot 🀣

10.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That man who won an Olympic medal then used his TV time to say he cheated on his ex and he’s a piece of shit and beg for her forgiveness is the only kind of apology I want.

10.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Megan, klay, klay mom and dad for his birthday

Megan, klay, klay mom and dad for his birthday

See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.

10.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 30

A trash can

10.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did my coworker catch some monks but I missed them I didn’t see any😩. I was literally jus out there lol

10.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don Toliver album like dat

10.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yea HOTD was good but the storytelling was not as good as the original GOT. This one got it!

10.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Treat her like gold and she will treat you the same. Not a hard concept to grasp. 1+1=2

10.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The white woman enabler allegations aren't going anywhere anytime soon. This is terrible. This bitch said she didn't care the rich white men were killing and eating babies and raping kids other women. Yikes

10.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to make this shit wider again. No homo

10.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both. A lot of parisocial relationships

10.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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