Kalcifer

My baby is 4 and still putting up with my shit 😂🥺

I just submitted my application for my funeral directors license 😬

Now this is my kind of quest! 🤩

Another reason the game gets hate:

🔥✨Feminine rage✨🔥

I love the rock music during battle cut scenes 😂

Like, I'm barely an hour in and I'm already crying bc of the story.

I would literally die for Junjiro and if anything happens to him, I will riot. 😤

Right off the bat, the only reason I can think of for people (cishet bros) not liking the game is that Naoe doesn't fit their perfect ✨waifu✨ narrative

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Spoiler-free thread of my play-by-play thoughts on AC Shadows:

Let's see how long I can keep this up 😅

First meme of the campaign!

#dndmeme #dnd ##dungeonsanddragons #dragonage

I think the worst part about losing my tt account is that I now have to completely re-curate my fyp. Like, I love epic the musical as much as the next person, but it's literally my entire feed right now 😅

tmw the campaign hasn't even started and you're rolling death saves 💀

Well, my tiktok account got hacked 🥲 y'all can find me on my backup unless I get it back

www.tiktok.com/@smol_scorp?...

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The first session of our new Dragon Age campaign, Dawn of the Dales, streams tonight on Twitch as 6cst/7est!

Doing a test stream tonight. Come check us out!

Um.... my tiktok is back????

The way I gained over 200 followers on lemon8 in the past 2 days, like.... y'all realize that's leaving too, right?

Well ⏰️⏰️ isn't showing this to anyone, so yall are getting here too since I'm really happy with how it turned out 😬

#dragonage #dragonagecosplay #dragonageorigins #dragonageinquisition #dragonageveilguard #dragonage2

Man, Veilguard just hits different when you play as a Warden

It's so weird hearing the voice of Chris Evans coming out of Buzz Lightyear

The fact that it took almost 28 years for me to be able to speak in front of a group of people without my anxiety going through the roof tells me that I've finally found the right career path.

So the McRib is coming back on my birthday. Why is this significant, you might ask? My mom was addicted to them while she was pregnant with me 😂