Godberry

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Attorneys General and Whoppers Junior.

Please welcome our newest, outed member - Jake Lang!

"Hey Dr. Phil, what kind of worm lives in the soil?"

Dr. Phil:

There's no way that if you were a Cabbage Patch Kid that you would ever enjoy coleslaw again.

I focused way too hard on "Penta tells Congress about the Iran war costs"

My wife only had 300k gil on her main wtf why is she A POOR

Was made aware I've accumulated 10 years at my job. With the DOW being under 50,000, I will be postponing my depressive spiral.

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Happy birtday

A Bluesky exclusive.

I always knew @proton.me were bootlickers.

I'm so glad that when @danhausen.bsky.social made the jump to WWE, they didn't give him a Shelbyville name.

Fifty years of Survivor. Wow.
#survivor50

Every time something like this happens and we express concern, their immediate response is “Oh, so you’re on the side of IRAN?”

This is a tactic to change the subject from the fact that congress had no say and that Republicans have completely torched the constitution.

Don’t let them steer.

Hilary Knight looking for Hughes brother to punch on Monday.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Since Trump is speed running all boogeymen from the 70s and 80s, I assume we’re bombimg D&D and New Coke next

Uwe Boll is responsible for so much curmudgeoness.

Leaving no beer unturned

"Terrible Businessman is Terrible at Business"

Can we bet on Kalshi for how many times Trump shits himself during the State of the Union?
#sotu

So, is there a Puppy Bowl version of the State of the Union?
#sotu

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I guess I'm not getting up for a minute

NJ Inroduces the FUCK ICE Act

Something tells me I shouldn't allow this person to follow me on Instagram.

#epstein

Donald told me i was allowed to go to area 51 and see the aliens and that i could fuck the aliens as long as i stopped sharing Epstein memes on instagram.

This is America. Put this in a Taco Bell.