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Auburn Blake

@blakeau19.bsky.social

Twitter refugee. Here to make sarcastic comments to entertain myself and myself only. If you still support the GOP, it's not because you like their tax policy.

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Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly

09.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1411    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she β€œcleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

09.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4179    πŸ” 974    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 11
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CONFIRMED: It was America's pedophile fΓΌhrer who slaughtered the children at the elementary school in Minab, Iran β€” and it was intentional. Trump is a war criminal.

09.03.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s your reminder that we’re in this spot because a bunch of Trust Fund babies declared themselves self-made millionaire Alpha Males and convinced uneducated inadequate white men that they would feel better about their underachievements by blaming minorities, immigrants, women, and trans folks.

09.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Okay, I'll bite. What's the spin that made this a 'record breaking theatrical run?' It wasn't ticket sales, I know that.

09.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed...

"How will you pay for it?"

The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts...

"How much do you need?"

It doesn't have to be this way.

09.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6133    πŸ” 1734    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 40
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Vance: "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."

09.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 26
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Vance, 9/28/24:

09.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7
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US reporter: "Are you afraid of a US invasion of your country?"
Iran's Foreign Minister: "No, we are waiting for them."

08.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 12
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Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

08.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12353    πŸ” 3251    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 78

At this point, you have to be delusional to think Trump is gonna leave office willingly. He’s drunk on power. He’s basically immune from criminal prosecution. He already got away with one insurrection. He’s using the military in brazen & illegal ways.

It’s time to face reality.

08.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
Americans are leaving the Us in record numbers. Where are they going?

Americans are leaving the Us in record numbers. Where are they going?

The fuck out of here, what’s the difference?

07.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are not at war with Iran, although we have been for the last 50 years.

07.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1198    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10

We are helping Russia; Iran is helping Russia; Russia is helping Iran kill Americans. Classic four-dimensional chess from our Commander-in-Chief.

by Marc Thiessen

07.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6

this has never been more true:

β€œThe truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

07.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Somehow, this is absolutely correct. Considering how under qualified Noem was, it’s crazy to think you could downgrade. But they did and it’s not debatable.

07.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tough sell: We're at war, prices are skyrocketing, we're about to have a gas shortage, no one coming out of college can get a job–but, dang, those men in the women's room ...

06.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 840    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 3

Probably worth remembering that countries like Saudi Arabia are holding up our sham bullshit tech economy and that something like a war that puts pressure on them and disrupts their operations could set off a chain of dominoes that a lot of people aren't really discussing.

06.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30236    πŸ” 7502    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 238

Completely agree. What happened to us where this country would put Trump into this position and not in jail?

06.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha make sure you stay until the end πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸ³πŸ˜™

06.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They think, or at least pretend to think, that this doesn’t sound like obvious cope to everyone in the world

It’s an entire White House comms shop built on the premise of β€œmy hot girlfriend lives in Canada” being believed by normal people

06.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2323    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 15
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Don't be fooled by the lies, America's war with Iran is not going anything like the pedophile fΓΌhrer thought it would go. This is Tel Aviv, Israel on March 4th. πŸ˜³πŸ‘‡

06.03.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5286    πŸ” 1896    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 137

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13630    πŸ” 2962    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 185

Ha, he is going to bleed America down to a nub and GOP is just going to let him do it.

06.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And these books are cooked, so imagine if they gave us the real job numbers!

We’re not great yet…
#TrumpsJobsSlump

06.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1512    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 15

Okay, output aside, we're just fine with it? That doesn't add up.

06.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am frankly more concerned about the apathy of the American public and even more importantly the lack of leadership in the Democratic Party.

This is not a dress rehearsal. Every single American must speak out against this Facist administration.

06.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20200    πŸ” 7886    πŸ’¬ 1085    πŸ“Œ 508