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idk what to title this one
#psychopomp #fanart

Venus psychopomp thing i drew
#psychopomp #fanart

shiny friends :)
#pokemon #fanart #shinypokemon #shroodle #latias

Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.

it's actually so cool that the entire global creative ecosystem is basically held hostage by freak reactionary american companies.

have u ever been stung by a bee?? i have genuinely screamed every time i have been stung. its a reasonable thing to get upset over imo… </3

turning 20 this week. just so fucking happy to be able to do fun adult stuff like going to a bar or smoking weed or going to a club for my birthday. it’s so cool having so many third spaces for people under 21 in america. :)

hangovers were invented by the demiurge to stop cute girls from having fun

it’s so peak…

the best kind of apple is honeycrisp

please, above all else, take care of yourself.

true

Map of the U.S. showing voter support for cuts to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP, or food assistance) by congressional district. Support for SNAP cuts ranges from 5% to 14%. Created by Data for Progress.

There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to SNAP, the federal program that provides food assistance to millions of low-income Americans.

katamari damacy, duhhh!!

i refuse to contribute to outer environmental personality control (dating apps) because of this i am nearly entirely barred from meeting a man to court me. hell is real and it exists day to day in semi-androphilic transgendered women. have mercy on me for my soul is lost.

if you feel like life isn’t worth living rn it’s because you don’t have the right Devices or Doohickeys

if i dont get a man soon i am gfoing to fucking scream

is this evangelion

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

be careful, addressing people’s needs in our current era of political discourse gets you called a commie pinko liberal

$plarpedbees if anyone wants to donate to another backend dev 🫰

i feel bad for the fake wire guy, i can’t believe musk managed to find some real ones and gnaw through them ☹️

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic

www.crabmuseum.org/visit

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

this happens in moral orel

love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago

careless drifter with a little mushroom wizard

hot dog is something u say when ur happy, a cold cat sounds like a euphemism for depressed person

this is true, a few years ago i was looking for diagrams of crabs while i was high and found an entire website made by a professor at some college, his name was in the url so i looked him up in the staff directory and emailed him. to my surprise he emailed me back. it’s so cool.

literally me…