Andrew

How big is the coffee mug that goes with it?

How smart is my ring if I have to tell it what it's doing?

Where are my smart groceries, pill bottles, and running shoes to track and report my every action?

USA Toowoke has got to be some kind of deep lore that only true cinematic universe fanatics even know about.

I'm just going to say it's not terribly legible as an example of gumming up the works and leave it at that.

State legislators have fled their states to break quorum. The US Constitution allows Congress to compel attendance and they'd have jurisdiction anywhere in the US.

Wild Western Hemisphere. Is this anything?

It's how we show attentive reading comprehension. Active poasting.

Heated Cavity

An EV caused a garage fire near us. But the news didn't report whether it was a Tesla.

All these news platforms trying to convince me to subscribe for their fact-based reporting. They never mention their vibe-based editorializing, tho.

When you're talking about a Nissan Rogue you have to specify 4e or 5e.

Has anyone ever turned an Isuzu Trooper into a technical?

Deli counter diplomacy.

Saturated market.

Inside you are 2 Cubs. Lee Constantine Elia and Peter Henry Crow-Armstrong.

A friend of mine worked for the advertising studio that worked on Highlander - tag line "There can be only one". When they were asked to come up with a tagline for Highlander 2 my friend suggested, "There can be only another one".

Could have opened with "Guys. It's time for some game theory."

Yeah, we've noticed. They unsubmerged the state.

Tesco finest Crinkle cut Japanese Fried Chicken Flavour Hand cooked crisps

Semi-related, the Brits are really innovating in the potato chip space.

Popeye's chicken sandwich jelly bean.

If Einstein gets A's on everyone's Canvas assignments, the fairy will turn it into a real intelligence.

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An Instant Pot Duo model. Prominently displayed on the LCD screen is the word “loss” which is actually LO followed by a colon then the number 55

Instant Pot is sad.

Instant Pot can’t really say why.

I stand with Instant Pot in this, its time of grief.

In a historic year for women at the Olympics, Trump specifically awarded male athletes with the presidential medal of freedom at the SOTU. They never cared about women’s sports. They never cared about women, period.

Plus interest and penalties. That's a loan I didn't agree to.

They let a DOGE script kiddie query the dogebase.

Isn't this what AI hallucinations are for?

Tonight, Donald Trump is going to try to lie his way out of some of the worst approval ratings he's ever had. Don't let him fool you: his illegal tariffs only hurt American families, ICE has terrorized our communities, and Trump and his administration continue to protect pedophiles.