payton mitchell

my new hobby just dropped

i hate when two comedians/funny people are interacting and they don’t laugh at each other

I WANT TO SEE AND HEAR LAUGHTER!! i don’t want to see you just thinking about your next bit while the other person is talking!!

“maybe joe wrote more on folklore than we thought” okay now don’t piss me off

harry styles pop music fans need you!! come back!!!

new game: ring around the couch

“ugh i have to create a tribute to jane goodall and then a video essay about internet ghost towns” now who said all that??

john you do not have to match him. you can be normal.

if i was john i would be fuming while watching hank’s video

what do you mean we are posting every other day and you’re doing ESSAYS??

people obsessed with taylor swift who think she can do nothing wrong and people who hate taylor swift and think she is “as bad as elon musk” could be friends

same genre of person!! incapable of rational thought when it comes to a POP STAR.

he simply doesn’t! he is ignoring her

black poodle puppy with purple bows on her head and a pink collar

a black poodle puppy and a red merle border collie standing together

good morning!!

she’s a standard poodle and also angel

black poodle puppy in a gray car hammock

everyone say hi Posie!!

she’s 4.5 months old and 27 pounds of black fluff

don’t talk about it hank you’ll invite discourse

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Hank talks about the joy of Pizzamas and, of course, there is beautiful Pizza John art.

Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com

red merle border collie looking at the camera, a dog kennel, pink bag, and small dog food bag in the background

a purple puppy dog toy, corner of a puppy food bag, and a collar with a tag that says “Posie” hanging from the strap of a pink bag

he has no idea that his life is about to be turned upside down🤪

second listen thoughts!!

top 3-
the fate of ophelia
opalite
ruin the friendship

bottom 3-
wish list
honey
cancelled

i like it more overall upon second listen, but it’s not a fave.

🕯️this album will grow on me🕯️

okay i’m clocking in for swiftie duty!!

WE’RE SO BACK

i’m about to become a dan and phil stan account again idc

i came here for lion king and we’re doing HAMLET??

i just got back from vacation, i’m sick, and im anxious

is now a good time to cut bangs??

going through my email after 6 days off work is so wild

i have no idea what anyone is talking about💫

please enjoy these photos of my dog jumping to catch a toy, each a different angle and taken on a different day, courtesy of his boarding facility

back in the US!! *sigh of relief immediately followed by groan of anxiety*

“should we buy some extra paracetamol to take home with us, just in case?”

lobby: bar and restaurant, fancy seating area, vibes abundant

bathroom: dr bronners and a dream

$300+ per night hotels have LOVED giving us a 3-in-1 shower product on this trip

STOP!!

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