@paytmitch.bsky.social
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things 📍texas🤠
my curse is owning dogs that constantly get called the wrong breed
i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫
Screenshot of Hank and John Green’s livestream supporting Good Store’s holiday products and promotions. John is holding two bags of tea and wearing a Good Store hat. Hank is sitting normally in his office.
The home shopping channel looked different today
24.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0baby’s first performative male moment
22.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0come on over went platinum on my hand-me-down walkman
22.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that don’t impress me much by shania twain is the first song i have a memory of and tbh it has been a guiding light for me
22.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 64 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0“trump was agreeing with mamdani-“
oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??
seeing their heartbeat in it🤢 WHY
22.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm about to do a LIVE Ask Hank Anything, answering questions from fans and surprise guests!!
www.youtube.com/live/NMr8AOT...
i wish i was a puppy falling asleep in a hand
19.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0family member is exhibiting stomach virus signs
i see my future and it is treacherous
Tuberculosis HATES my cozy little drink habit
18.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 61 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
photo of me and my friend emily at an Austin TX rooftop bar (not pictured: our other friend who i cropped out bc she doesn’t use bluesky)
a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see
15.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 61 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
prepare to be sick of me!!
13.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job
anything is possible💫
i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself
10.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
An image of text in the Bluesky header editing tool that doesn’t fit in the allowed dimensions that says: What gifts can we buy that also make our world better? Are there gifts that support maternal health? Are there gifts that help treat and test for tuberculosis? Are there gifts that help save coral reefs? CAN WE BUY GIFTS THAT DON’T FURTHER ENRICH BILLIONAIRES?
These questions didn’t fit in our header so we used the answers instead.
10.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
black poodle puppy sitting in a car. she has freshly shaved feet and face.
please tell posie you like her haircut
09.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!
09.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0imagine being that rich and still being bored enough to read conspiracy theories about the moon landing
go ski or something idk
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why is it summer outside
07.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0ray is polite about it and sits outside the bathroom door waiting for me but posie BANGS ON THE DOOR
05.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone
05.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“gubernatorial”
sounds fake but okay
tiktok labeling Zohran Mamdani as “People you may know”
so proud of my close personal friend!!
05.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 114 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i love learning historic lore about my friends
05.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0dancing with the stars continues to piss me off!!! i hate this show!! (see you next week)
05.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ll vouch that dot was on QI
03.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
