βοΈ hate TB
23.02.2026 21:32 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@paytmitch.bsky.social
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things πtexasπ€
βοΈ hate TB
23.02.2026 21:32 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i need the marketing department for Big Grape to look me in the eyes and tell me these taste like cotton candy
23.02.2026 20:56 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0the back of an Aquaphor tube: βone essential solution for many skin care needsβ and symbols that represent dry skin, dry hands, dry feet, and chapped lips. the dry hands and feet have white water drop shapes on them that look like holes.
dry skin
crucifixion
chapped lips
βhow dare you cheer for athletes from your countryβ is such a boring take
22.02.2026 16:11 β π 59 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0this is so beautiful
20.02.2026 02:26 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0β¦ are yβall not googling βtrump truth socialβ like 3 times a day to witness the horrors?
20.02.2026 02:19 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0iβm sure iβm someoneβs least favorite coworker and that makes me want to go into hiding
20.02.2026 02:12 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1b: *in physical therapy for back pain*
also b: βi just deadlifted 500 poundsβ
iβm reporting him to his physical therapist π«
i was also shocked lol
19.02.2026 15:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0arianaβs team took tickets away from ticketmaster accounts that violated terms of service and sold them to fans via a ticket request system, AS THEY SHOULD!!
19.02.2026 15:33 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0email from ticketmaster: YOU'RE IN You've got tickets to Ariana Grande! We have charged your card $200.00. A summary of your order is below. All sales are final. No refunds. ARIANA GRANDE: THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE
FACE VALUE TICKETS TO A SOLD OUT SHOW BABYYY GOOD THINGS ARE STILL POSSIBLE!!
19.02.2026 15:31 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0my red merle border collie staring at me while lying on a couch pillow
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19.02.2026 03:23 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youβre right, i didnβt adequately convey that it was a one time thing because i am special π
18.02.2026 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βwhy donβt women want to be stay at home moms anymore? it seems like a great life!!β
if you want to be a stay at home dad, just say that.
Text that says βTHANK YOU to everyone who watched, donated, & celebrated charities with us during PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2026" over a tropical island background. The P4A heart and play button mascots are standing by a giant squid and red crab.
The 2026 P4A Tiltify is now CLOSED, with a final donation amount of $4,216,082.19!
Thank you to everyone who participated this year! #P4A2026
during P4A (which i run socials for) my parents AND my grandparents were staying with me in my house
i will be recovering from this all week
If you watched the P4A livestream, youβll know that itβs *actually* 2027.
Here in 2027, we only buy great stuff that makes the world better.
βLast call for P4A 2026! You have 1 more day to: Get perks on Tiltify Vote for your favorite charities Submit Digital Nerdfighter Art projectforawesome.com" over an underwater background featuring the P4A play button and heart mascots snorkeling amongst colorful fish.
LAST CALL: Digital nerdfighter art submissions, video voting, AND the Tiltify campaign close TOMORROW, 2/18, AT NOON EST! #P4A2026
17.02.2026 15:56 β π 44 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0peter attia is a βlongevity expertβ but heβs like 50
that feels a bit⦠premature
scoop of ice cream in a green bowl with brown specks. thereβs chocolate syrup on top of the ice cream.
PSA: i made this bowl AND this chocolate syrup
16.02.2026 04:15 β π 73 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0#p4a2026
15.02.2026 15:53 β π 116 π 13 π¬ 3 π 1It's The End Of The Project For Awesome!! YOu HaVE To JoIN US!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYLH...
jail
15.02.2026 07:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NEVER let me and lee combine ideas
15.02.2026 05:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0feb 14, 2022!
15.02.2026 05:32 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0text conversation with Hank: me: *link to Banana Loca site* Hank: purchased me: i knew i could count on you
a moment in p4a history #p4a2026
15.02.2026 05:29 β π 80 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1THIS is pearkatory
he lives there
Paul Reverse image
FIRST BABY BORN AT MCOE!!!!
14.02.2026 22:43 β π 61 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1fear not. i am watching animal wonders the way god intended: on my tv
14.02.2026 23:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0graphic that says βmarked unsafe from jarrod todayβ
heβs here #p4a2026
14.02.2026 05:57 β π 91 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1