payton mitchell

if you hate when people cry do NOT sit next to me during the project hail mary movie

being annoying to the science person in your phone is the only relatable thing about rfk jr

my family member who was supposed to
host is feeling sick, so my immediate family (who has not been around the sick person) is coming here now. i panic ordered a ham.

SUDDENLY I AM HOSTING THANKSGIVING TOMORROW

she just needs to sleep on it and i relate

while i work on training with my poodle she looks dead behind the eyes and seems to be comprehending NOTHING but the next day she will do the thing i taught her??

orange kitten resting its chin on its paws and smirking

audiobook: “i’ve developed an irritating attraction to sour, controlling brunettes.”

me:

i’m an alix girl but i think robert will probably win! he’s my second choice

10 day weather forecast: all daily highs are between 50-74!

FINALLY FALL!!!!!

happy dancing with the stars finale day to all who celebrate!!

photo of a hand holding a motorola grasp

i was tweeting from the smallest blackberry knockoff imaginable, as god intended

peak technology was when i could text 40404 to tweet

my curse is owning dogs that constantly get called the wrong breed

i love my ~aussie~ (border collie) and ~doodle~ (standard poodle)💫

Screenshot of Hank and John Green’s livestream supporting Good Store’s holiday products and promotions. John is holding two bags of tea and wearing a Good Store hat. Hank is sitting normally in his office.

The home shopping channel looked different today

baby’s first performative male moment

come on over went platinum on my hand-me-down walkman

that don’t impress me much by shania twain is the first song i have a memory of and tbh it has been a guiding light for me

“trump was agreeing with mamdani-“

oh you’ve never been around a hottie who made you so nervous you just started smiling and nodding??

seeing their heartbeat in it🤢 WHY

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i wish i was a puppy falling asleep in a hand

family member is exhibiting stomach virus signs

i see my future and it is treacherous

Tuberculosis HATES my cozy little drink habit

photo of me and my friend emily at an Austin TX rooftop bar (not pictured: our other friend who i cropped out bc she doesn’t use bluesky)

a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see

LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can

me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius

prepare to be sick of me!!

if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job

anything is possible💫

i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself

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black poodle puppy sitting in a car. she has freshly shaved feet and face.

please tell posie you like her haircut