new quirky nails just dropped
also i took this photo with my mouth
no i’m keeping my tongue in my mouth
i didn’t see what your other reply said so
i’m about to start kissing my friends as a greeting
people in the 90s were just kissing everyone??
oh!
in my head i know that content creators being guests on late night tv is exciting and good for them but in my heart they are WAY too cool to be doing that
mola cults 1 and 3 have opinions but i’m defending you
this is a long-term passion btw
Would you rather:
⚪️ take a bath while sipping tea
⚪️ combat TB and maternal mortality
🔘 ALL OF THE ABOVE AT THE SAME TIME
microblogging is an embarrassing term for an embarrassing act
you know john is serious about tb funding when he’s floating the idea of hank running for congress to get it
we gotta quit making fun of trump when he stops things we were BEGGING HIM TO STOP
i’m blocking people who “hahaha TACO” about iran. y’all piss me off.
a youtuber with a normie audience has started posting about her poly relationship and people are acting like she said she lives on mars
it’s really not confusing!!
i love when people fold things well!! this was very satisfying for me thank you
new linkedin bio
im like if a personality hire was kinda good at stuff
i hate to be dramatic (no i don’t) but this is album of the year
stop the count!!!
you don’t know how bad i needed this
we’re so back
30 minutes
i’ve changed into the pajamas i wore to the pajama themed One Night Only for Harry’s House (his previous album)
i am afraid
3 hours until a new harry album
every non-republican in oklahoma just got cold chills
MULLIN??? oh… oh no
you gotta start adding your signature /emphasis/ to every email
watching asmr wax cracking while eating a chocolate dipped ice cream was the weirdest 4D experience of my life
why is it always “you did your IRA contribution wrong” and “have you filled out that form?” but never “you are so smart and beautiful” 😔
this is so important
watching the texas primary results counts as cardio
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