emoji giving extreme side eye
i understand the temptation to laugh at trump’s neck rash but sometimes really cool and funny hot people get rashes… maybe even someone you know…
03.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
emoji giving extreme side eye
i understand the temptation to laugh at trump’s neck rash but sometimes really cool and funny hot people get rashes… maybe even someone you know…
03.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
asking a man a question about my retirement accounts felt exactly like asking my dad for help with math homework
like you’re gonna answer my questions but you’re also gonna make me sad
violet, kate, and francesca!! my queens!!
02.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the new season of bridgerton is so important to me
02.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
black standard poodle with a Miami cut (short on the body with poms on her feet and tail), a pink gingham collar, and a multicolor heart bandana
“are you really gonna get your dog a pom pom haircut?”
WELL YES!!
a white cat Calico Critter figurine wearing a pink coat and pink bag
“it’s always good to be 5’1”
me, listening:
smart yappers
27.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0peeling and eating a small roasted sweet potato as if it’s a banana is so important to me
27.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if someone is helpful and nice on the phone, you can just ask them how to leave them a positive review and they’ll usually transfer you to their ~supervisor~ or whoever and you get to brag about your new friend!
26.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i love leaving a positive review with someone’s supervisor!! FREE SEROTONIN!!
26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SO GOOD!! egg is so important to me
26.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why are we betting on LITERALLY EVERYTHING? have some decorum
26.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“the prediction markets”
you mean a twitter poll?
my 2026 bingo card with “Harry Styles on Brittany Broski’s Royal Court” marked off
photo of harry styles and brittany broski on the set of Royal Court
WELL!!!
25.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0okay i got scared and threw it away lmao
25.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lee today is day 3 and idk how i’m gonna make it tomorrow!!!!
25.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m scared i’m gonna develop a nose spray addiction this week😔
25.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tree pollen wants me dead!!!
25.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
If you spent 2 weeks watching the Olympics and now you’re thinking about picking up a new hobby, I have a suggestion:
hating tuberculosis!
hating tb is a sport if you try hard enough
25.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i just ordered a perfume sample based on a review that said “it smells like the ground”
if you meet me and i smell like the ground, it’s on purpose. i’m in a weird perfume phase.
✔️ hate TB
23.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i need the marketing department for Big Grape to look me in the eyes and tell me these taste like cotton candy
23.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the back of an Aquaphor tube: “one essential solution for many skin care needs” and symbols that represent dry skin, dry hands, dry feet, and chapped lips. the dry hands and feet have white water drop shapes on them that look like holes.
dry skin
crucifixion
chapped lips
“how dare you cheer for athletes from your country” is such a boring take
22.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0this is so beautiful
20.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0… are y’all not googling “trump truth social” like 3 times a day to witness the horrors?
20.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0i’m sure i’m someone’s least favorite coworker and that makes me want to go into hiding
20.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
b: *in physical therapy for back pain*
also b: “i just deadlifted 500 pounds”
i’m reporting him to his physical therapist 💫
i was also shocked lol
19.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0