payton mitchell @paytmitch - Bluesky Profile

✔️ hate TB

23.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need the marketing department for Big Grape to look me in the eyes and tell me these taste like cotton candy

23.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the back of an Aquaphor tube: “one essential solution for many skin care needs” and symbols that represent dry skin, dry hands, dry feet, and chapped lips. the dry hands and feet have white water drop shapes on them that look like holes.

dry skin

crucifixion

chapped lips

23.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

“how dare you cheer for athletes from your country” is such a boring take

22.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

this is so beautiful

20.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

… are y’all not googling “trump truth social” like 3 times a day to witness the horrors?

20.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

i’m sure i’m someone’s least favorite coworker and that makes me want to go into hiding

20.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

b: *in physical therapy for back pain*

also b: “i just deadlifted 500 pounds”

i’m reporting him to his physical therapist 💫

19.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i was also shocked lol

19.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ariana’s team took tickets away from ticketmaster accounts that violated terms of service and sold them to fans via a ticket request system, AS THEY SHOULD!!

19.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

email from ticketmaster: YOU'RE IN You've got tickets to Ariana Grande! We have charged your card $200.00. A summary of your order is below. All sales are final. No refunds. ARIANA GRANDE: THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE

FACE VALUE TICKETS TO A SOLD OUT SHOW BABYYY GOOD THINGS ARE STILL POSSIBLE!!

19.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

my red merle border collie staring at me while lying on a couch pillow

◀️👁️🟤👁️▶️

19.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you’re right, i didn’t adequately convey that it was a one time thing because i am special 😌

18.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“why don’t women want to be stay at home moms anymore? it seems like a great life!!”

if you want to be a stay at home dad, just say that.

18.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Text that says “THANK YOU to everyone who watched, donated, & celebrated charities with us during PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2026" over a tropical island background. The P4A heart and play button mascots are standing by a giant squid and red crab.

The 2026 P4A Tiltify is now CLOSED, with a final donation amount of $4,216,082.19!

Thank you to everyone who participated this year! #P4A2026

18.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 128 🔁 32 💬 4 📌 4

during P4A (which i run socials for) my parents AND my grandparents were staying with me in my house

i will be recovering from this all week

18.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

If you watched the P4A livestream, you’ll know that it’s *actually* 2027.

Here in 2027, we only buy great stuff that makes the world better.

17.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 53 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

“Last call for P4A 2026! You have 1 more day to: Get perks on Tiltify Vote for your favorite charities Submit Digital Nerdfighter Art projectforawesome.com" over an underwater background featuring the P4A play button and heart mascots snorkeling amongst colorful fish.

LAST CALL: Digital nerdfighter art submissions, video voting, AND the Tiltify campaign close TOMORROW, 2/18, AT NOON EST! #P4A2026

17.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 44 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

peter attia is a “longevity expert” but he’s like 50

that feels a bit… premature

16.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0