payton mitchell

payton mitchell

@paytmitch.bsky.social

social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things 📍texas🤠

6,573 Followers 192 Following 2,064 Posts Joined May 2023
3 hours ago

in my head i know that content creators being guests on late night tv is exciting and good for them but in my heart they are WAY too cool to be doing that

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4 hours ago
Screenshot of YouTube: You Need to Know About This Ridiculous Fish by vlogbrothers with Mola Mola Are Breaking World Records by Bizarre Beasts recommended in the side bar

this is a multi channel video category

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4 hours ago

mola cults 1 and 3 have opinions but i’m defending you

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4 hours ago
screenshot of youtube: Hank Green video called “Why dos Everyone Hate the BEST FISH?” and a vlogbrothers video called “You Need to Know About This Ridiculous Fish” recommended in the side bar, both about Mola Mola

this is a long-term passion btw

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6 hours ago

Would you rather:

⚪️ take a bath while sipping tea

⚪️ combat TB and maternal mortality

🔘 ALL OF THE ABOVE AT THE SAME TIME

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1 day ago

microblogging is an embarrassing term for an embarrassing act

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1 day ago

you know john is serious about tb funding when he’s floating the idea of hank running for congress to get it

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2 days ago

we gotta quit making fun of trump when he stops things we were BEGGING HIM TO STOP

i’m blocking people who “hahaha TACO” about iran. y’all piss me off.

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2 days ago

a youtuber with a normie audience has started posting about her poly relationship and people are acting like she said she lives on mars

it’s really not confusing!!

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3 days ago

i love when people fold things well!! this was very satisfying for me thank you

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4 days ago

new linkedin bio

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4 days ago

im like if a personality hire was kinda good at stuff

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5 days ago

i hate to be dramatic (no i don’t) but this is album of the year

stop the count!!!

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6 days ago
screenshot of American Girls by Harry Styles

you don’t know how bad i needed this

we’re so back

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6 days ago

30 minutes

i’ve changed into the pajamas i wore to the pajama themed One Night Only for Harry’s House (his previous album)

i am afraid

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6 days ago
harry styles sticking his torso out of a boat, seemingly enjoying the sun. there’s text below him that says “girl who is ‘going to be okay’”

3 hours until a new harry album

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6 days ago

every non-republican in oklahoma just got cold chills

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6 days ago

MULLIN??? oh… oh no

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6 days ago

you gotta start adding your signature /emphasis/ to every email

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1 week ago

watching asmr wax cracking while eating a chocolate dipped ice cream was the weirdest 4D experience of my life

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1 week ago

why is it always “you did your IRA contribution wrong” and “have you filled out that form?” but never “you are so smart and beautiful” 😔

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1 week ago
Screenshot of molacult2.com: “MolaCult.com was taken. Welcome to MolaCult2.com”

this is so important

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1 week ago
Preview
MOLACULT — Too Weird to Fail MolaCult.com was taken. Welcome to MolaCult2.com.

new favorite website

www.molacult2.com

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1 week ago

watching the texas primary results counts as cardio

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1 week ago

Shop at good.store, where 0% of profit goes to *checks notes* High Net Worth Individuals

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1 week ago
emoji giving extreme side eye

i understand the temptation to laugh at trump’s neck rash but sometimes really cool and funny hot people get rashes… maybe even someone you know…

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1 week ago

asking a man a question about my retirement accounts felt exactly like asking my dad for help with math homework

like you’re gonna answer my questions but you’re also gonna make me sad

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1 week ago

violet, kate, and francesca!! my queens!!

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1 week ago

the new season of bridgerton is so important to me

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1 week ago
black standard poodle with a Miami cut (short on the body with poms on her feet and tail), a pink gingham collar, and a multicolor heart bandana

“are you really gonna get your dog a pom pom haircut?”

WELL YES!!

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