Geert Broekmann

YouTube video by Polygon I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness | Unraveled

@briamgilbert.bsky.social did a great unraveled of this, if you haven't already seen. It also clarifies the workings of Master Chief's suit vis-á-vis bodily functions.

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You've still got plenty of time and opportunity to Start That Big Thing; that new job, that study, that hobby, that trip.

In fact, in a lot of ways you're much better equipped for it now than you were ten years ago!

I have premium too, but I see the previews so I'm assuming it's not that

We already assumed we're in the worst time line, but finally we'll know for certain when the Saudi crown prince gets up on the smoldering remains of the stage at the end of the festival, in full view of the gathered press and rescue workers, and proudly yells "the aristocrats!"

I've found nary a hardship
- nearly forty years old -
quite like taking a piss
when my fingers are cold.

#poetry #sliceoflife #writewhatyouknow

You're fine with seven, surely. Honestly, in terms of numbers you really only need the number one, and the word 'plus'. Might take a bit of time but you'll get there 🤣

First hot lap he did, early on in the session, he was 25 second faster than anyone on track 😬

Obv; track evolution, traffic, etc. But still.

Yeah gonna be a spicy race

Bad news for fairness and balance, it appears Verstappen is going very fast in a gt3 car at the moment 😬

@gamegrumps.bsky.social I'm just sayin

Let's be honest, he's probably going to invade Denmark given his track record on geography

Wanted to apply for a junior position to help make this, but sadly I didn't have five years experience as a double Michelin-starred head chef 😞

I might retry kingmaker as well. Last time I softlocked myself by playing a support character and then suddenly being forced into a solo mission 😅

Jesus had 12 friends, and only one of them was a narc

Damn that's schmoove

Per Sancho, Quixote is no longer sure of his ability to stop giants.

This is effectively the same as when personalized ads started, and all the dirty old men began complaining that they were only seeing adult ads on facebook.

Yeah, my guy - you see the things because you look for the things.

So noticeable when Gandalf's player went on that year-long trip abroad so they iced his character, and then have him level up in downtime for when the player came back. I guess it's only fair, but a little cheezy no?

Update: he's just been glazed for only being 10 seconds slower than the fastest car in a more powerful category. "This guy can really drive. Who knows, he might have a future as a racer." 🤣

They're effectively saying the same thing. He's bringing a lot of publicity and they're excited to see what he can do (even though he'll mostly be focusing on completing 14 laps so he can apply for a GT3 license)

I have a inclination that the chat also knows that verstappen is in this 🤣

Maar zonder Israël en Rusland, wie moet dan de EBU schaduwfinancieren? 😅

They were never gonna find the guy once he put his ICE vest back on

Congrats!!

Republicans getting ready to vote TrumpBot into office in 2028, since it's technically a distinct entity from the, absolutely deceased, human being Trump

Ooh, can you put in hamfisted quicktime events that are supposed to evoke deep emotion or understanding?
Press x to adjudicate the value of human life?

Character: [ruffles hair]
GPU: [explodes]

This is exciting in a way things haven't been exciting for a good fifteen years, and I have no better way of explaining what that means

If he's really like Musk then I'm assuming that his trillion dollar plan is to create a McDuckian vault and fill it with all of the ketamine?

Or they should just add black bars over the names in an editable pdf format and then send it as is

It's happened before, lol