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i still struggle to comprehend that it’s 2025 and the government is ignoring decades and decades of fully peer-reviewed medical science in favour of some nonsense cooked up by anti-lgbt+ bigots who work for christian evangelical groups.

labour are disgusting.

A man defecates in his own hands before using the wet mess to smear racist slurs on the side of somebody's home.

Robert Peston: Is this man a racist or a realist?

Fuck off

implausibleblog implausibleblog • Original audio • • • Surreal! - Dawn Butler MP is repeatedly told off for referring to Sarah Pochin MP as racist by the Deputy Speaker despite citing her racist language

Dawn Butler was ordered to leave the commons when she called a lying Prime Minister a liar - now the deputy speaker tells her that you can’t call a racist a racist - grotesque protection of the worst people while the decent are hung up to dry

The vast majority of trans people in the UK feel unsafe: the beeb thinks that story is "too weak"

A handful of bigots think trans healthcare is unsafe: they get their own special on News Night

The sheer entitlement of TERFs will never cease to amaze me.

Roisin Murphy; you are not being blackmailed or held to ransom. Your queer fans no longer like you because you decided to be a transphobic piece of shit.

We're allowed to stop liking you, you insufferable drama queen.

Buckingham Palace’s big hope for everyone being distracted from their institutionally protected pedo scandal is having Charles pray with the Pope?

BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Episode 5: It's Actually Romantic Jon Holmes remixes the news into satirical shapes and sounds.

On #TheSkewer this week, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Torys, Actually Romantic Farage and Trump is the Greatest MotherF*cker you’re ever gonna meet listen on 🎧 at 11:15pm on @BBCr4 & @BBCSounds. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Apparently, this was "nothing to do with skin colour". Robert Jenrick just likes "mixed communities". Which is why he has also criticised very white neighbourhoods or towns and villages up and down the UK, umm... <checks notes> never.

Zoinks!

Stop putting Simon Evans on the show then, you daft pricks

Yoko and John Lennon

Just imagined a world in which John Lennon, still alive, was on The Joe Rogan Experience talking favourably about Charlie Kirk, Trump, and the carnivore diet.

Farewell Patricia Routledge. Here is a picture of her in 1968 receiving a Tony award from Groucho Marx.
What a life she had.

Further reminder - some of those currently trying to weaponise yesterday’s tragedy to fuel Islamophobia have a documented history of antisemitism. As @zackpolanski.bsky.social says ‘Islamophobia and antisemitism are two sides of the same coin’.

POV: you’re racing against Stephen Pollard

BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Ep 4: How to Be PopuLABOUR. Jon Holmes remixes the news into satirically shapes and sounds.

On #TheSkewer tonight we Reform Labour into something more popular, make Trump into a Peacemaker and tear your soul apart! Liston on @BBCRadio4 @ @BBCSounds from 11:15pm tonight. Use 🎧. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

JK Rowling's melted transphobic face; "bbc apologies to JK rowing after transphobia accusations

Linehan is like this too. Morning, noon, and night he's a maniacal gourmand of trans hate. But the moment anybody calls him transphobic or anti-trans he detonates a heavy, furious turd into his freakishly small chinos.

On BBC Sounds now…

👍 good luck!

You sent anything this week?

Graham in a little transphobic boat.

From Bissau to Palau, in the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tyree and the Isles of Ebony
From Peru to Cebu, hear the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali, far beneath the Coral Sea

Or Ian Dunt

So if the opinion polls showed the Green Party in the lead, the bbc et al would have to provide wall to wall coverage of @zackpolanski.bsky.social right? RIGHT?

Dead guy from Die Hard. Grey sweater and joggers, red paint and a santa hat and a pair of no shoes.

The Scotch Video Tapes skeleton

RIP Ming Campbell

It’s gone so quickly from ‘boat people’ to all immigrants. So quickly from ‘I don’t mind if they come here legally and pay taxes’ to ‘actually it’s anyone foreign’. We are living in the ‘first they came for’ poem. All to give the population a scapegoat so the super rich can hoard yet more wealth.

BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Ep 3: Supercalifragilisticexpibraggadocious Jon Holmes remixes the news into satirically shaped sounds.

On #TheSkewer tonight The state of Palestine is recognised, we shine a light on what PeaDo in the Shadows & Reform protect our women & girls & swans. On @BBCRadio4 and @BBCSounds at 11:15pm. Grab your 🎧 & go & listen. It’s Supercalifragilisticexpibraggadocious www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

also a distinction to be drawn between a commercial decision made because someone’s a reputational liability vs one made because a government agency is throwing its weight around. And if these freaks sincerely cared about “cancel culture”, they’d be sticking up for Kimmel instead of gloating

Yeah, a memorial service sponsored by Palantir, how could anyone doubt the sanctity of such an event?

Lol you freak