marloween 🎃

I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

- RESTOCK PREORDERS TODAY! -

Preorders for restocked Canine Circus plushies open in about 30 minutes! Snap, Ollie, Trick, Harold & Orion will be available for preorder for a few weeks. Preordering now helps fund the restock and guarantees you get the items you want! ✨

If it’s not too early for this annual reminder: remember not to give one single penny to these guys this Christmas.

ZA！

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The 5th Element.

This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

these mudkips can be posted on their own #pokemon

✨✨SNUG-ALONGS: SERIES 2 IS BACK IN STOCK!!✨✨

All ten backpacks! All ten Bean Buds! Rain Ponchos! And pins!

A lot of these items are VERY VERY LOW IN STOCK so do not miss your chance for them!! Restocks are not guaranteed if an item sells out!

LittleSofts.com -- go get them!!!!!!

Fans can now pick up socks featuring Eevee and its evolutions at the Pokémon Center! www.pokemoncenter.com/category/new...

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

its right behind you dumbass

There is already a charity in your community that is working to ease the suffering of the people who have it worst.

They know what to do. Lend them a hand!

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Artwork of Miriam & Toxapex has been released to celebrate the upcoming Pokémon Masters EX event Angel of the Nurse’s Office starting on November 7 at 10:00 p.m. PST. Illustration by Ichiko milk tei

I HIT SURPRISE ME AND SHD E TOOK ME TO FUCKING DYKELAND????

Some Cyndaquil official artworks and sprites and the text "my life has progressed beyond the need to be a human, i will now start a full-time job being a cyndaquil".

Stop whatever you are doing. It's vitally important that you look at this kitten immediately.

RING THE BELL ‼️🔔 We got a good one🥹

A sticker of a ditto shaped and iced like a cinnamon roll on its belly. Its in front of a pan of cinnamon rolls coming out of an oven

a precious cinnamon roll ditto, too pure for this world 🤎🤍

[ #pokemon #sticker #ditto ]

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

A simplistic stylized illustration done in a rough crayon style. The illustration features the orange dragon-esque Pokemon, Charizard, with flowers on its head while flying above a grassy flowery field. The background is a blue sky, white clouds, a rainbow, and a smiling Sun.

happy-go-lucky charizard ☀️

#pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart
{ #strawbunnycakeart }

are YOU apart of the Goon Squad?? 🤔

i swear, twitter & social media algorithms have poisoned so many minds, myself included, but im here to tell you oomfs, none of this comes with us when we die. you gotta indulge, you gotta release ur inhibitions feel the rain on your skin. dont second guess leaving that reply or dm or repost. LIVE!!