Elisa Faison

Gentle on mommy’s face, I wheeze as my twin toddlers trample me to death

Heyoooo check out my new story in Grist!

Anyone else just put their children to bed so that they could enjoy the Muppets Christmas Carol in peace

My mom died 4 years ago today. She had a copy of Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi on her bedside table with a bookmark a third of the way in. I think about that a lot, and how there are so many things she didn’t get to finish.

Utterly in awe. Please keep your eye out for Skin Contact in 2026 provided this country exists by then!

Oh hi are we back on Bluesky?! ☀️

My first print publication is out today! Check out my story “The Hug” in the new issue of Orca! You can purchase a print or PDF copy here: https://orcalit.com/2019/10/06/current-issue/

Oh my gosh, I placed a Covid story! Thrilled that my story “The Hug” will appear in Orca Literary Journal’s 14th issue, out on October 1! I’m really thankful to the editors for championing this story even though (as they told me!) it breaks a lot of rules 😬

A Sex Fantasy Before I Fall Asleep Next to My Husband - SmokeLong Quarterly It starts like this: I open my front door and there you are. I’m wearing a dress. It’s casual, gray, ribbed fabric, racerback top. My shoulders are tan, a little broader and more toned than my rea...

Good morning! Sorry it’s Monday! Feel free to ignore something you need to do and instead read my little story and learn too much about me and how my mind works

https://www.smokelong.com/stories/a-sex-fantasy-before-i-fall-asleep-next-to-my-husband/

LOL

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

It’s perfect 👏🏼👏🏼

Oh my god please write it 😈

It’s time!!!!! It’s good that you just rewatched the movies so that your expectations are already lowered

What!!!!

And Just Like That exists in the 30 Rock universe right? Like, Carrie Bradshaw is making out with The Hair right now RIGHT?!

This is a sex and the city account now

And Just Like That is utterly mind numbing but it DID just teach me that Ted Danson and Tony Danza are two different people 🤯 who knew

Looking up what to pack for a scheduled C-section and no less than five sources have included “makeup” as a hospital bag necessity. I’m too hormonal for this shit, who can I murder

Read 👏🏼this👏🏼one!