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@nicoleconlan.bsky.social

writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog

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It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 — 👍 264    🔁 78    💬 2    📌 0

We're living in the timeline when hundreds of millions of years of dead matter was compressed by vast amount of rocks which were pushed by tectonic plates to create this concentration of oil and gas in less than 5% of the global land mass which humans now may burn away in less than 500 years.

03.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 68    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 1

Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke

04.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 987    🔁 140    💬 26    📌 2
Scene from Une Chambre En Ville with green floral geometric wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Ville with green floral geometric wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Veille with red wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Veille with red wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville - purple wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville - purple wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville -- blue striped wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville -- blue striped wallpaper

The movie I'm watching has incredible wallpapers

04.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people have been lied to about this. the GOP, the NYT, and sundry centrists have spread this bullshit story where kids are being bum rushed into surgery by a shadowy conspiracy of endocrinologists and gender ideologues

03.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 997    🔁 256    💬 16    📌 2

That's Carl

03.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

02.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 3738    🔁 536    💬 80    📌 85

adults are saying shit like "he got casted in a very aesthetic movie"

02.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 614    🔁 53    💬 12    📌 19

The latest news wasn't on my bingo card. Neither was the other news. Nothing is on my bingo card. Every time I try to write on my bingo card, the letters disappear. I'm afraid of where they go

03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 50    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Was this Prince Andrew's idea??

02.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Among every other criticism, I can't imagine living in Paris and ever having any opinions on America for the rest of my life. Just eat some baguettes, bitch!!!!

02.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

this is the sound of being alive in 2026 tbqh

02.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 226    🔁 58    💬 3    📌 0

He's ghouling out

02.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm sorry... do British people call indoor recess a WET PLAYTIME???

02.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 8    📌 0

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

01.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 4529    🔁 726    💬 44    📌 41
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What the Data Center Boom Means for Planners It’s tempting to write off the havoc that data centers are wreaking in communities across the country as an IT problem. The truth? It’s a planning problem.

'Based on estimates I’ve seen, a single data center campus would have an annual carbon footprint equivalent to the emissions of about 80,000 passenger vehicles in a year.'

so... that means capturing waste heat from data centers is not circularity.

www.planetizen.com/blogs/137025...

01.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 46    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 0

tech stuff that is very bad that isn't generative AI

- Betting markets
- Camera glasses (Meta)
- Fascist doorbell cameras
- Driverless cars clogging up cities
- EVs are still getting bigger -> makes them deadlier, more polluting (through more power consumption)
- Streaming death spiral

01.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 359    🔁 81    💬 14    📌 4

ai is a rhetorical technology.

when it produces a list of permissible targets, its value is not producing targets but producing permission

05.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 815    🔁 276    💬 10    📌 10

Had a crummy day but I'm sure if I just scroll a little more I can turn it all around

01.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 23527    🔁 5957    💬 142    📌 65

Maybe also Palm Springs

01.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Barb & Star

01.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

"Bill & Ted Face The Music"

01.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 10191    🔁 2787    💬 91    📌 131

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 25605    🔁 8687    💬 277    📌 317
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

28.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 1424    🔁 325    💬 33    📌 40
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Why American automakers are betting big on muscle cars as the world goes electric President Trump's rollback of climate regulations has freed U.S. automakers to pump out muscle cars and gas-guzzling trucks, promising immediate profits for companies.

U.S. car companies keep saying they know they have to transition to EVs or they'll get killed by China, even as they shift most of their resources to pickup trucks and SUVs and muscle cars. Hmm. www.latimes.com/business/sto...

28.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 21    🔁 9    💬 6    📌 3

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 — 👍 9674    🔁 1981    💬 54    📌 61
Joy Kwon on The Pitt

Joy Kwon on The Pitt

She has turned into my favorite character next to Mel and I'm bummed we'll only get her for one season!!

28.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're not going to trick me into saying anything nice about Anthropic. This is like how Malaria can fight Syphilis. Sure okay, but I don't want to be involved with either one.

27.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 2