Pjörk

Pjörk

@nicoleconlan.bsky.social

writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog

7,103 Followers 361 Following 1,658 Posts Joined May 2023
3 hours ago

Paradoxically the Manosphere documentary makes me feel a little better about climate change, because Miami needs to go

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2 days ago

It’s so funny how much these dudes are assuming they’re hotter than Louis Theroux, as though that man couldn’t pull any woman on earth through aura alone

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2 days ago

Anyway, begging for Louis Theroux to do an infiltration of the GC movement

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1 week ago

There's a Samsung phone ad where people take a photo of themselves at a night party, then add their dog and make the night into day.

Why even take that photo? What is the point of recording your fake life?

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6 hours ago

I mean this is a self-reinforcing problem though right? Companies program those things because those are some of the only things that sell. Most ballet companies are sustained by 2 months of The Nutcracker

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6 hours ago

If everyone pissed at Timmy actually went to the opera or ballet, opera and ballet companies wouldn’t be in danger of shutting down. We like having cultural institutions around as an option, but as a society don’t support them or do what is necessary to keep them open.

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6 hours ago

Every time I see this opportunistic grifter getting platformed, I'm going to start posting a link to the debate where @candiceodgers.bsky.social absolutely takes him to task

tyde.virginia.edu/livestream-o...

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16 hours ago

Once again putting on my comically large "Everything is downstream of frequency" hat

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20 hours ago

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

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20 hours ago

I'm about a third of the way through and so far it's good! It's short and moves fast, so even if you don't like it, it's a quick read and imo very worth it - although you might feel differently than me bc you know more about the topic going in.

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2 days ago
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Our 3-week AGNÈS VARDA retrospective starts tomorrow at Film Forum! Get your watchlists in order on @letterboxd💜: boxd.it/SddKO

🎟️ buff.ly/dCbSwkn

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20 hours ago

Wow I picked the exact right time to start reading this book

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1 year ago
Harrison Ford wearing a green bowler hat while trying to look inconspicuous walking down State Street in the Chicago St. Patrick’s Day parade

It’s St. Patrick’s weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife

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23 hours ago

Look, all I'm saying is there are no problems with the Gay of Hormuz

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4 months ago

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

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1 day ago
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Consider the Rattle In a state that still hosts grisly “rattlesnake roundups,” human Texans should learn to see something of themselves in their ancient, slithering kin.

I've run into rattlesnakes several times while hiking and I've never had an issue. they politely rattle to tell me to leave them alone, and I do. anyway, I liked this article. did you know rattlesnakes have rattlesnake friends? www.texasobserver.org/consider-the...

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1 day ago
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

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1 day ago

Hey I'm not arguing but something happened between 2015 and 2025 that made it poison (hmmm)

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1 day ago
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America Depends Less on Oil Than Ever

“The oil and gas industry’s financial strategy has been ‘pray for war,’ because those are the conditions under which they make money,” said one an oil industry financial analyst. “They have to have a big price spike every few years literally to make ends meet.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/14/b...

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1 day ago

A little look behind the scenes --

My friend tried pitching a Postal Inspectors show and found out no one will touch USPS because it's "too political"

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1 day ago

Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Bifocal-a Jokic

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2 days ago

Frames Harden?

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2 days ago

Tony Warby Parker

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2 days ago

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

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2 days ago

part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters

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2 days ago

Thank you!

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2 days ago

it's the hess oil (chevron) heat wave

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2 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down buddy... What's "Latin"?

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