Mallow

I have passed so many initial screenings for numerous positions by now. I wonder when I'm going to hear back for the next stage? Mid-level career hiring timelines suck ass.

I just got an email telling me I passed the initial screening for the student program coordinator position at uni. Did not expect that, esp. given the pay.

Didn't give me to my mother after the divorce.

Thank you. I was pretty ill at the beginning of the year and I didn’t think I’d be able to work out again. Thankfully I got better.

Someone drew my favorite path. 😍

Probably just fear of being judged or something?

There’s simply no universe in which ChatGPT can sext better than me. The human imagination still reigns supreme.

Wow, you do a great Joker!

If you're an adult collecting Sanrio toys from the McGenocide Happy Meal, you are an absolute freak. Grow up and get a job.

YES.

Dad is making me dinner at his place. He also wanted me to help him workout, which I think is so cute. I picked out a plant protein shake for him that will be easy on his digestion, and he is pretty excited about it...!

It has been all rain and not over 60 today.

I'm glad you recognized it, because I've been saying...

shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something

SO WHATRE U GUNNA DO ABOUT IT.

I love u, Morcus.

It's like... regaining coherence between mind and body. I can't explain it very well, but I am elated to be feeling it.

When you’re sick, especially with something that affects strength, mobility, or chronic pain, you can experience a kind of existential dissonance. You start perceiving your body as something that’s happening to you rather than being you.

OK. Another emotional update, inc. I ALWAYS have to change each exercise requiring a set of four to a set of two or even one. This is the first time I did not have to do that; I had enough strength to finish! My joints are fine! I'm beginning to feel strong and beautiful again.

Used to kiss him and his canine sibling back to back. Miss it. 😞

Buried my face in my cat to kiss him on the way out and he stank. Stanky old man.

OK, time to stop messing around and go to the gym. We're on a hot streak.

YouTube video by dojacatVEVO Doja Cat - AAAHH MEN! (Audio)

What. Doja dropped the Knight Rider beat on her new album. youtu.be/w6VZ4qm-e0w?...

RIGHT? THEY'RE MY FAVE FOOD. I wanna go mushroom foraging in a lush forest some day...

I haven't looked at the ingredients yet, but mushrooms with rice is an automatic yes for me.

DRAKE IS ASS.

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I'm sorry, but "let that coochie breathe" has to be the worst fucking lyric ever, lmao.

This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

LOL California white woman neural firmware update complete.