The wacky person has still not recovered
03.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The wacky person has still not recovered
03.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bit.ly/JJHOBELL for tickets im def going
03.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
EVIDENCE from this week's episode: Litigant Andy has appeared in front of @hodgman.bsky.social's court before, also with a fiancé-related dispute. But unlike his dispute with @monetxchange.bsky.social, this one involved jet skis
27.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Let's play EITHER/OR! Would you rather: have Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social watch you from your ceiling as you slept, or 100 @hodgman.bsky.social follow you where ever you go? Let us know YOUR answer, and then drop your OWN EITHER/ORs in the replies - we'll answer them on stage during NIGHT COURT!
02.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0Want to see how Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social rule AFTER DARK? Then get your tickets here for NIGHT COURT, this weekend only at The Bell House Brooklyn: bit.ly/JJHOBELL
03.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0are you offering?
24.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It would be nice to see you at the Bell House next Friday and Saturday, if you're not seeing Todd Glass at Joe's Pub. If you *are* seeing Todd Glass, I get it.
Tickets= bit.ly/JJHOBELL
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24.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why not join me and @jessethorn.bsky.social next weekend for NIGHT COURT? Two all new, all different, SURPRISINGLY INTIMATE nights of comedy at the Bell House. bit.ly/JJHOBELL. And leave your most controversial opinions on a food or show or town or whatever below so we can discuss it on the show.
23.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1That’s all my books!
23.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The anti-trans propaganda push is one of the best examples I know of real-world disinformation in action.
15.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 1430 🔁 451 💬 13 📌 1I told my smart speaker to play WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES by the Doobie Bros for a particular reason. And now she’s just playing yacht rock songs and my kitchen sounds like “ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ADS: GREATEST HITS”
15.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 323 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 0
Don't be like Stellan! Get your tickets to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social now to see @hodgman.bsky.social and @jessethorn.bsky.social judge your disputes LIVE! www.eventbrite.com/e/judge-john...
06.01.2026 22:57 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Thank you!
14.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The clock is ticking! We're less than one week away from our LIVE show at @sfsketchfest.bsky.social ! Don't miss this chance to see @hodgman.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social & intrepid producer @jennifermarmor.bsky.social in the same location for the first time in 2026! EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!
12.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1You just gotta take a deep breathe and tranche it in there
14.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Poster for Riffapalooza at SFSketchfest next week, Thurs. 1/22
What with the nazi invasion of our town and all, I forgot about this fun thing happening in San Francisco next week:
Janet Varney, @hodgman.bsky.social, @frankconniff.bsky.social, @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, Kevin Murphy, Cole Stratton and me doing funny riffs on some weird short films!
"Wacky comedian John Hodgman is a highlight of SF Sketchfest 2026" — Lily Janiak, Theater Critic at @sfchronicle
Don't miss @hodgman.bsky.social LIVE in FOUR shows at #SFSketchfest2026!
https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/comedy/article/john-hodgman-sf-sketchfest-21266441.php
Hello I'm coming to San Francisco to Judge you on Sunday, and there are only a few tickets left. bit.ly/JJHOSF26
14.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
We just unlocked a TRANCHE of bargain balcony seats to our live Judge John Hodgman show at @sfsketchfest.bsky.social this weekend. Mostly I just love the word tranche. Please tranche yourself by clicking the link.
bit.ly/JJHOSF26
MYKOMYDK (Maybe you know, or maybe you don't know) that I judge the readers of the NYT Magazine every week. Here's the latest. If you have a dispute you'd like me to settle, please send it to maximumfun.org/jjho or drop it below!
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
ICE deportation agent: “Just to be upfront, the goal is to put as many guns and badges out in the field as possible.”
13.01.2026 14:49 — 👍 589 🔁 156 💬 14 📌 3Secret police shooting women in the face and kidnapping and teargassing schoolchildren not getting any more popular, for some reason
13.01.2026 14:54 — 👍 120 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 0Nation’s weird stepfather announces at dinner that no one appreciates his hard work, then sulks off to the guest room he claimed as his “den” to watch cable news all night while angrily mashing buttons on his phone.
19.12.2025 01:26 — 👍 187 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
Sometimes I write you a letter, and today it is about Moby Dick, the abyss, and a teen age mariachi band. Plus a mouse riding a lobster. open.substack.com/pub/hodgman/...
17.12.2025 10:13 — 👍 48 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1It was over years ago. Bit.ly/nosando.
17.12.2025 10:11 — 👍 72 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 1“Several” years ago, I presume at the Lyric, is now almost 18 years ago. So yeah, I gotta get back there.
17.12.2025 10:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26
02.12.2025 18:15 — 👍 59 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 2If you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26
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