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Lover of bernese, wine, Bon Jovi, cocktails, kindness, beer, photography and love
Stained glass art of Bishop Budde
“Make good trouble.”
~ John Lewis
Hi!!!
16.01.2025 03:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A horse with an AT-AT costume and a guy who looks half proud half disgusted with the horse
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
10.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 8233 🔁 1696 💬 160 📌 374pretty sure tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.
13.12.2024 23:34 — 👍 431 🔁 66 💬 36 📌 4Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad, they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts. This little girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar
06.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 439 🔁 87 💬 12 📌 12
Donald Duck staring at a clock inside of his own ass
It’s unexpected how much i resonate with Donald Duck staring at a clock that lives up his own ass
03.12.2024 07:51 — 👍 531 🔁 84 💬 9 📌 12Who even thinks of this shit
04.12.2024 06:02 — 👍 455 🔁 75 💬 14 📌 11
Button Gwinnett
Lachlan McIntosh
So a fun American Revolution thing I just learned is that this guy Button (Fallout 3 icon), kept trying to kill this McIntosh guy because he hated him, including sending him on suicide runs and arresting his family members and they had a duel and freaked the fuck out and shot each other in the dick
04.12.2024 15:32 — 👍 163 🔁 14 💬 21 📌 1
Maslow's Heirarchy of Nees Im just a woman with needs Buy something Slap someone Get hotter Eat something sweet Disappear every now and then
04.12.2024 15:44 — 👍 293 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 7
restarting my chip thread over here because twitter doesn’t deserve it: sweet and sour chicken Lays are exactly as good as you’d imagine
24.11.2024 07:00 — 👍 6089 🔁 244 💬 322 📌 76middle girl has a fish up her ass
03.12.2024 23:55 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1The Elf on the Shelf feels like that astroturfed pop history that’s like “Easter is named after Ishtar, you stupid Christians are celebrating a goddess who liked to FUCK🤣” but it just spontaneously happened
01.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 112 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
03.07.2023 17:09 — 👍 1093 🔁 227 💬 7 📌 4Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
27.11.2024 05:45 — 👍 4356 🔁 61 💬 897 📌 1082
“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
25.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 3799 🔁 551 💬 157 📌 34I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡
