Dumb Bitch Central

picrew good as fuuuck if u wanna make a modern retelling of hetalia where they're even whiter

Bet bro looks like this.
#WhineMaster

Guess who’s crying again.
#Couldn’tBeMe

There’s some stupid Chud baby crying out on the sales floor.
#GrowUpBuddy

my girl corner

They are lobotomizing me to become the ultimate goon slop for trans lesbians 🫡

All the wrong doings of nature and man go away when she let me hit.
#HopeCore

If a beautiful woman fed me a yummy treat I would die instantly as is the karmic balance of the universe.

Star Fetchers W

Oops My Penis Style

When those Fajitas come out!!!
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

24 Hour Skyrim Marathon
#rimming

What will people even do at Wendy’s now

They are banning the Paw-Job maneuver

Putting one foot in hot water to fill my “I have to piss meter” so I can deplete that properly and then enjoy tub time

Jerk your worthwhile penis

When she wants to be degraded but you're on that HopeCore grind.

Actually it was Yes more Internet.

Wife told me no more internet cause I’m becoming too based. Soon I’ll be having relationships with MEN and fucking a twink plaything they/them from Quebec.

halloween costume idea

Getting it from the back by a ghost with a strap on, call that Spirit HollowPeen.

Enemy Frotted

whatever. does this to you

Kaguraburgercheese

Uhhh hello it's me Link from Rhett, i'm know for being pretty mythical and you know what? It's morningggg so you know what that means. Yup. Turning the sky 2 lumens darker with each spiciest pepper eaten. Are you ready for the total blocking out of the sun via the iron stomach.

They are going to make the contraption now.
New sounds to be created.