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QA/dev/nerd, Video Game Enjoyer, Political genius, AI referee, Streamer, Cap'm. He/Him/They. Opinions and 80/90's references are my own, but you can have a copy if you like them. Abolish ICE! https://twitch.tv/thecapmtv
It's easy to become disillusioned with tech - given what it's become of late - and so it's easy to forget what was attractive about tech in the first place. Sam Henri Gold's essay was a good reminder to me of where so many of us started.
Looks like a participation trophy for trains.
Because of woke.
Cap'm's Log: I need the found-in-raid GPS thing. It's in Labs. I'm going to keep going to Labs until I find it, or I go crazy - whichever is worse content.
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Cancelling the stream *again* tonight. My gaming PC is starting the experience random issues. Might be time to try reinstalling Windows.
Hopefully, I'll be streaming tomorrow if I can get this working reasonably well.
Cap'm's Log: Holy butts, chat! We're streaming during the day? What is going on? Is there an emergency? Is something wrong? Should someone call the Pope?
No, I'm just bored. I'm sure the Pope already knows.
Come join me for some Escape from Tarkov, followed by whatever follows:
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One of my favorite parts of the museum was the gift shop, where you could buy a bag of little candy phalluses. I bought several and told the recipients to 'eat a bag of dicks' while I handed them out back home.
Because I'm clever like that.
I shan't!
Just kidding. I did.
I loved these little bastards.
I feel not good, chat.
I'm heading to sickbay.
You have the bridge.
Cap'm's Log: With Shooter Born behind us we're into the boring and unfun parts of Tarkov. We'll play as much as we can stand tonight, and then maybe try some Hytale or something.
Starting soon at twitch.tv/TheCapmTV
You know what seems really unrealistic about Star Trek?
The relatively consistent computer UI and UX over such a long period of time.
I hate how often OSes and Apps change their look or feel these days. Especially their damn icons. Things feel so inconsistent.
Cap'm's Log: We're once again having technical difficulties with the camera, but we're not going to let a little thing like that stop us from having a moderately OK time.
Tonight, we're heading into Streets of Tarkov to see what there is to see.
Starting soon:
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LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
Happy 40th anniversary to Zelda. First Zelda game i played was the first one for NES. My neighborhood friend introduced me to it and taught me the ways. I miss that dude he was fellow geek in arms.
About a half dozen Zelda games left i need to finish. Perhaps i should knock a couple off this year?
Cap'm's Log: 10 more ducks to go. Then a buttload of pâté. IYKYK.
More Escape from Tarkov hijinks, shenanigans, and tomfoolery coming up:
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
Preliminary roadmap for #EscapefromTarkov for the first half of 2026.
I remember when I used to actually enjoy solving problems.
FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
No stream again tonight. Maybe tomorrow?
Cap'm's Log: Tark-tales, woo hoo!
Apparently, it's Duck Season in Escape from Tarkov. A talking rabbit just told me, and he had a rather convincing poster.
Come hang out and chill.
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Tomorrow, February 10 at 7:00 AM GMT / 2:00 AM EST we are planning to install patch 1.0.2.0 for Escape from Tarkov. The installation will take between 4 and 6 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will be unavailable during this time.
People! It's official: our all-new album is called The World Is to Dig. It's all bangers. The first preview single Wu-Tang is out today as a download at TMBGshop and is FREE TO ALL. Pre-order or just get the shirt. And we would appreciate it if you told a friend.
It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.
No stream tonight. Too sick.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Scarlet Hollow starts now!
Cap'm's Log: We're into the boring and tedious parts of Tarkov now. I'm sure you know exactly the part, right?
Anyway, come chill with me while I try to complete never-ending quests and good vibes with lo-fi beats.
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