Luke Dan walker

Or you could just lie on that shops loyalty card sign up

Things that exist only in my head. Part 3,264

That's right, diving

The one duck recipe I tried, whole roast duck, has a note next to it saying “don’t do roast duck”. It was crap

Have a medal

Let them go bust and government pick them up for free

Do when 2nd person gets off the boat stick the previous one on the return boat. Easy. Meets the needs deal right?

It’s got school run dad fess written all over it

It's definitely home printers

He just the boss of Felon 47

How's that working or for you/me/everyone?

It whats?

Here you go

If you know, you know.

£50 extra? For what?

Bro, but it's free speech. You know, the exact same free speech you've been blathering on about? Embrace the free speech in your shit game

No idea. Wanting to find out, too lazy to Google it but I've zero interest in MLB

Snorting powder getting hit with inflation

@monzo.com hello, I've added myself to the waiting list for a children's account. Have you a rough idea how long this list is, how long I'll be on it? Went on it yesterday. Cheers

Finally get the spoilers I wanted

100s of people died, hope you're happy making jokes. Rip #1, #2, #3 etc

And a fat cunt at that

Fucking hope not, that would be stalkerish

Hi

Halifax UK

Neighbour sounds like a turd tbh

Hang on, which one shagged their work colleague?

Outrage as video shows fox caught in 'barbaric' snare trap on King's Sandringham estate

“This snare was placed alongside a rare Chalk Stream which is regularly used by otters”

Repost if you agree there should be a UK wide ban on these devices!

Liar, cos it was shit.

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